Best robelinda video titles/ descriptions

[OverratedSanity]

The only thing in the world as good as a robelinda video is the titles and descriptions.

Some of my favourites:

- Glenn McGrath vs poor Virender Sehwag - 4 times violation of Sehwag's manhood

- Match fixing Pakistani, 'THE RAT' Salim Malik, king of fixing, corrupt f*cker.
Description:

Just look at his face, he isnt even annoyed he dropped the catch, looks happy that he fulfilled the bookies wish of a simple catch dropped, and a few thousand dollars earned.

- Richard Hadlee vs useless **** Aussie batsman, GREAT CATCH!
Description:

Once again in the summer of 1985/86 the master Richard Hadlee confuses to **** out of a hack Australian cricketer. I always used to think Hadlee looked like a porn star back then, I still think that lol.

- TIL The 1st and fattest batsman to EVER hit the winning runs in a World Cup FINAL.
Desc ription:

Well well well, if it isn't that legendary fat **** Arjuna ****ing Ranatunga, Ian Healy's bestest BFF making cricket ****in history by being not only the first batsman to hit the winning runs in a world cup final, but also to this day, the fattest (Darren Lehman in 1999 a close 2nd). Now, you have to look real ****in close, but as McGrath runs in to bowl to the fat man, in Arjuna's eyes all you can see is hot dogs and party pies, he knows what he wants down his throat back in the dressing room once he's smacked the bogan aussie nobody for the winnings runs. Jayasuriya can go ahead feast on the skanky local hoes that no doubt have already had a taste of the great man Gurusinha already, ilovedahoodoogurusinger, LMAO! Bonus points for those who can see Arjuna at the end of the video wishing the world cup trophy was a quadruple Big Mac, **** that would be funny seeing Ian Chappell squirming as Arjuna starts taking a ****ing bite out of the trophy. Fat jokes aside...actually i have one more- Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

 

[vcs]

I've been watching a lot of YouTube videos from cricket.com.au recently. Lots of gold on there.

 

[Kirkut]

His best came when Tendulkar was struggling to get that 100th 100. Lot of those videos got taken down later.

 

[andmark]

He was straight to the point with this video title: "Steve Bucknor typical **** umpiring".

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Are these the guys that have Ambrose's 'longest over in the history of cricket'?

 

[Maximas]

I hadn't seen that Ranatunga one before, great topic

Title: Cricket Miracle - The day a Pakistan player didn't drop a catch
Description:

High probability of match fixing here folks, there's no way he took that catch on purpose. Imagine the bowlers surprise at the batsman getting a huge edge and thinking '**** why couldnt i just bowl him', because usually Kamran Crapmal doesnt get anywhere near the ball, he treats the ball like a hot potato coming his way and Inzamam is closing in on it. In fact big Inzi is seen in the crowd and you can tell he is thinking "Inshallah, the boys played well, thats exactly how i wouldve caught a hot potato but then i wouldve eaten the **** out of that thing". LMAO

 

[OverratedSanity]

Sachin Tendulkar brain explosion, dismissed by Ashley Giles, I smell match fixing......

I mean, who the hell would gift their wicket to a wheelie bin???

 

[Starfighter]

What's the origin of the wheelie bin thing with Giles?

 

[Burgey]

I think it was a Henry Blofeldism

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

This title has me lol'ing:

OWNED- 3 glorious fours by Aakash Chopra off Stuart MacGill

Description:

Hope you enjoy Mr Chopra, best not to watch Mr MacGill!

 

[andmark]

Robelinda posted MacGill's first over (can't remember if it was test or FC) and MacGill commented on it. So yeah, it's possible he has seen the Chopra video haha.