Replace one letter in a cricketer's name...

[smash84]

And kuttiah means bitch

 

[trundler]

Everything else just means ass

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Graham Cooch

 

[Daemon]

Everything else just means ass

You have much to learn young one

 

[mr_mister]

Graham Cooch

Gooch already is funny

 

[ankitj]

Yasir ****
John Snot
Brian Lard
Warnakulasuriya Patabondige Ushantha Joseph Chaminda Vaas

I love the one on Vaas.

 

[ankitj]

Bilawal Tatti
Peter Gandscomb
Ewen Chutfield
Wilfred Chodes
Derek Lunderwood
Kamini Wickremasinghe
Kuttiah Muralitharan
Clauda Jennings
Wriddhiman Sala

You have been doing it for many years, haven't you? Can't possibly come up with so many gems at once.

 

[vcs]

As of today, whenever I see Handscomb, the first thing I think about is the "Peter using his hands to comb" meme. Now I'll only be able to think of Gandscomb.

 

[Daemon]

You have been doing it for many years, haven't you? Can't possibly come up with so many gems at once.

Have you seen Howe do these? Undisputed champ.

 

[MrPrez]

SA XI
Jimmy ****
Stephen ****
Graeme Bollock
Jonty Chodes
Quinton de ****
Penis Lindsay +
Shaun Bollock
Pat Sumcox
Male Steyn
Heil Adcock
Peter Bollock

12th man: Andrew Ball

Very weak in the batting but a monstrous bowling attack.

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Kimmy Anderson
Dyan Sidebottom

 

[andmark]

Ryan Ridebottom

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

The Barby Army

 

[vcs]

The Barby Army

Is your nose blocked?

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Is your nose blocked?

No, why?

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Shaun Polcock

 

[mr_mister]

Ricky Punting
David Sookes
Andy Dichel

 

[Zinzan]

SA XI
Jimmy ****
Stephen ****
Graeme Bollock
Jonty Chodes
Quinton de ****
Penis Lindsay +
Shaun Bollock
Pat Sumcox
Male Steyn
Heil Adcock
Peter Bollock

12th man: Andrew Ball

Very weak in the batting but a monstrous bowling attack.

Good effort, that.

 

[vcs]

Bilawal Tatti
Peter Gandscomb
Ewen Chutfield
Wilfred Chodes
Derek Lunderwood
Kamini Wickremasinghe
Kuttiah Muralitharan
Clauda Jennings
Wriddhiman Sala

Add Steve Haraamison to the list

 

[BoyBrumby]

Shout to former Lancs stalwart & current manager, Mike Wankinson.