Ben Stokes vs Ian Botham

[slippy888]

Who would you pick in your team for a all rounder spot.

 

[trundler]

Guys I had the best chicken tikka and some awesome butter handi. Great day.

 

[Moonsorrow999]

Ridiculous.

 

[trundler]

Is it about who's the bigger ****? Would prove to be a more interesting question.

 

[vic_orthdox]

Is it about who's the bigger ****? Would prove to be a more interesting question.

Beefy does seem to have put on some weight recently.

 

[fredfertang]

They both beat the criminal justice system

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Trundler, can you please brief description of what Chicken Jalfreezi is?

I have an uncle from Pakistan(mom's sister's husband)

 

[S.Kennedy]

One boozed, smoked joints, shagged around, got fat, grew a shocking peroxide mullet and played for Durham.

The other boozed, bashed people up, punched lockers, got thin, began losing his hair and plays for Durham.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

I fear for Alex Lees then.

 

[S.Kennedy]

I fear for Alex Lees then.

We'll get to him also. We had Jack Burnham - you might remember him in the England age groups - snorting the Charlie.

 

[cpr]

One showed the world he was a knob on CCTV, the other just posted it on twitter.

 

[trundler]

Trundler, can you please brief description of what Chicken Jalfreezi is?

I have an uncle from Pakistan(mom's sister's husband)

Just another curry. Lots of ginger and capsicum so looks orange and green. Might have an egg thrown in. Good stuff.

 

[jimmy101]

Might be too early to make a decision here, gotta wait and see if Stokes gets into commentary after his playing career first. Then we'll have a better idea of who was the better all-rounder.

 

[TheJediBrah]

Book 2 of Slippy's "Botham v" series

 

[Athlai]

Guys I had the best chicken tikka and some awesome butter handi. Great day.

Unquestionably great post.

 

[BoyBrumby]

One boozed, smoked joints, shagged around, got fat, grew a shocking peroxide mullet and played for Durham.

The other boozed, bashed people up, punched lockers, got thin, began losing his hair and plays for Durham.

You're selling Beefy short. Sir Ian wasn't above a spot of fisticuffs either. He famously twatted Chappelli in a Melbourne boozer, starting a forty year sulk on both their parts.

 

[Smudge]

some awesome butter handi

I hope that's a euphemism.

 

[trundler]

I hope that's a euphemism.

You said you would've regenerated a hymen if you were female. Mine would be firmly protected by a carbon fiber case or something so nah.

 

[Starfighter]

Ah... never mind.

 

[subshakerz]

Bump. I think the question should be asked, what does Stokes need now to overtake Botham?