English guy moving down under

[Burgey]

Last strumpet caused all sorts of problems. Was a state netballer. Never made a run when she watched him bat.

This one a state soccer player. I know he’s only 16 but learn a lesson ffs. She seems a nice kid though, he brought her into town for lunch yesterday.

 

[trundler]

Last strumpet caused all sorts of problems. Was a state netballer. Never made a run when she watched him bat.

This one a state soccer player. I know he’s only 16 but learn a lesson ffs. She seems a nice kid though, he brought her into town for lunch yesterday.

**** you're old enough to have a son my age.

 

[Burgey]

Well biologically I could be your grandfather. I’m 49 in November.

 

[Burgey]

Have just confirmed with Burgeinho that he’s banned new strumpet from attending. Hopefully a good season ensues.

 

[trundler]

Well biologically I could be your grandfather. I’m 49 in November.

Huh not that old. I assume age jokes are because the life expectancy is really low in his neck of the woods. Or the government sends those who survive to Chinese gulag for using Facebook or something.

 

[trundler]

Strumpet is a funny word because it sounds like a shorthand for spunk trumpet. Also patenting done right.

 

[cnerd123]

Huh not that old. I assume age jokes are because the life expectancy is really low in his neck of the woods. Or the government sends those who survive to Chinese gulag for using Facebook or something.

He means 49 since he last lost count

 

[vogue]

he means 49 since he last lost count

Funny from you ay ..

 

[TheJediBrah]

Strumpet is a funny word because it sounds like a shorthand for spunk trumpet. Also patenting done right.

lol wtf