Cricketers with names that sound like biscuits

[Bijed]

Right, so a while ago I stumbled across the odd but amusing 'Cricketers with names that sound like cheeses' thread, and now that I'm thinking of biscuits due to the recent ban of them by Sri Lanka, I'm shamelessly ripping it off.

So far I've got:

• Wasim Jaffa Cake
• Dimitri Macaroonas
• Shane Dow-rich tea

I hope for many more

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Tim South-Tea
Manvinder Biscuit-la
Lakshmipa-tea Balaji

 

[fredfertang]

Jackhobbs Cream Crackers

 

[Bijed]

Actually, why limit the scope of this? Lets do cricketers with names that sound like food or drink. If a mod could change the title of the thread to reflect this, I'd be most grateful.

Anyway, I find that whatever I'm eating, it's accompanied well by a bottle of Joe Root Beer

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Graeme Smith's crackers

 

[stumpski]

Abbey 'Crunch' Kuruvilla.

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Michael Beer. No other comes close!

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Heine Kuhn refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach.

 

[stumpski]

Jacob Oreo? (sorry) And Alastair Cookie, obviously.

 

[Lillian Thomson]

Garibaldi Sobers.

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Justin Lager

 

[MW1304]

Garibaldi Sobers.

Oh if only Lyon really was called Gary. This could have worked on like four levels.

 

[MW1304]

Jackhobbs Cream Crackers

Doubled up as Jack Hobbnobs.

 

[MW1304]

Bourbon Greenidge.

 

[Lillian Thomson]

David Bonio.

 

[Bijed]

Meat-named cricketers XI (Allan Lamb etc excluded)

-Gautam Gammonbhir
-Jeet RaVeal
-Len Mutton
-Hashim Hamla
-ChicKen Barrington
-Brad Hogg Roast
-Dominic Pork
-Steve O'Beef
-Heath Streaky Bacon
-Yasirloin Shah
-Ryan Topsidebottom

 

[fredfertang]

I don't see why Halal Lamb is ineligible

 

[Lillian Thomson]

Sunil Gavasannese whirl.

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Parboiled Patel

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Charles 'French' Fry

Bruce Frech 'Fries'