Bijed
International Regular
Thanks to a couple of good posts by a massive zebra and fredfertang in the 'cricketers with interesting records' thread, I have recently become aware of the existence of a pair of frankly terrible cricketers, and I want to find more. Post here the cricketers you know of with records so bad it's almost unbelievable.
Sir Julien Cahn
First-class career summary: 6 matches, 70 runs @ 10.00, HS of 17; 2 wickets @ 74.5, best of 1/1Perhapsbest known for forming the Julien Cahn XI - one of the most successful private teams - Sir Julien Cahn's undoubted enthusiasm for the game was sadly not matched by any great ability (though tbf that goes for a lot of us on here, myself included). That said, he did have his moments in non-FC matches.
Claim to fame: Once stormed off the pitch to sack his chauffeur after his inflatable pads deflated at the start of an innings.
Benjamin Aislabie
First-class career summary: 56 matches, 224 runs @ 3.15, HS of 15*; never bowled
His cricinfo biography begins "Benjamin Aislabie was quite possibly one of the worst first-class cricketers of all time". I'm not sure why they needed to say 'quite possibly', but other than that, nail on head. Apparently he was equally bad as MCC secretary.
Claim to fame: Towards the end of the career he had a permanent runner who also acted as a permanent sub fielder for him, as he was too fat to fulfill either of these duties himself.
Sir Julien Cahn
First-class career summary: 6 matches, 70 runs @ 10.00, HS of 17; 2 wickets @ 74.5, best of 1/1Perhapsbest known for forming the Julien Cahn XI - one of the most successful private teams - Sir Julien Cahn's undoubted enthusiasm for the game was sadly not matched by any great ability (though tbf that goes for a lot of us on here, myself included). That said, he did have his moments in non-FC matches.
Claim to fame: Once stormed off the pitch to sack his chauffeur after his inflatable pads deflated at the start of an innings.
Benjamin Aislabie
First-class career summary: 56 matches, 224 runs @ 3.15, HS of 15*; never bowled
His cricinfo biography begins "Benjamin Aislabie was quite possibly one of the worst first-class cricketers of all time". I'm not sure why they needed to say 'quite possibly', but other than that, nail on head. Apparently he was equally bad as MCC secretary.
Claim to fame: Towards the end of the career he had a permanent runner who also acted as a permanent sub fielder for him, as he was too fat to fulfill either of these duties himself.