SIDDHUISMS
In the midst of a verbal duel with Martin Crowe: "Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn! "
Commenting on Ganguly after he was out for a low score in the 2nd Test against Zimbabwe: "..Looks like a brooding hen over a china egg"
In the midst of a verbal duel with Tony Greig: "If ifs and buts were pots and pans, there would be no tinkers!"
When Ganguly took a catch that had gone very high in the air: "That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it !!"
"Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide."
In India's last match against New Zealand: "New Zealanders are like bicycles in a cycle stand - one falls down and the complete row will be down!
"Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter."
"Taking the cake with a red cherry on top. "
For Sri Lankan batsman Kaluwitharna, when he was wasting many balls: "He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30! "
To Martin Crowe: "The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!"
Muralitharan bowling to the last Indian pair: "The wily fox is back. Its an ill omen when a fox licks its lambs."
Applauding Reetinder Singh Sodhi's fighting spirit: "Young Ricky will fight a rattlesnake and give him the first two bites! "
"The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it... !! "
A girl born beautiful is half married (also A good lather is half
the shave)
b.. The Indians need to behave as if they are in a boat with a hole.
There is no team co-operation
c.. His slower ball was so slow that my mama can run faster than that
d.. The world is all about mind and matter, i don't mind and u don't
matter...
e.. In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is
left!
f.. Still waters run deep. The Indians were so still in the 3rd test
that they ran into deep oceans
g.. Ganguly moves so slowly on the field like jack of jack n jill who
goes to fetch pail of runs for the opposition..
.
h.. Umpires are like traffic police -the techniques they use to give a
decision are outdated
i.. Flip the coin and there is no head or tail. (India plays the
cricket without any aim)
j.. Harbhajan could be a windmill with a single blade during a
hurricane, when batting
k.. Strutting around wicket as proud as peacock
l.. A barking dog better than a sleeping Lion So go on Indians Bark
aloud and let everyone hear you louder!!!
m.. The dog that barks last, barks best
n.. S.Ramesh's running between the wickets is like a snail going slow!
o.. He is like an Indian transistor, which does not work until you give
It two slaps.
p.. If u r trying to beat india in their home you are you trying to
get milk out of an ox.
q.. Indian team is just like indian monsoon.you just cant predict when
there will be flood & when drought.
r.. The ball went soo high up in the air that it kissed an air-hostess
on its way back.
s.. Rahul is like the hall of fire !!!!
t.. Ganguly has taken the cake with plum on top (ha ha ha)
u. The ball slipped from his hands like butter from hot paratha
v. Women are worse than wine - They intoxicate both the holder and the
beholder (when a female was shown on TV screen)
W. For Geoffrey Boycott - a hair on head is worth two in the brush (In
response to Shastri's comment "a bird in hand is worth 2 in bush" When
Yohannan was carrying the bird hit by Tendulkar)
In the midst of a verbal duel with Martin Crowe: "Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn! "
Commenting on Ganguly after he was out for a low score in the 2nd Test against Zimbabwe: "..Looks like a brooding hen over a china egg"
In the midst of a verbal duel with Tony Greig: "If ifs and buts were pots and pans, there would be no tinkers!"
When Ganguly took a catch that had gone very high in the air: "That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it !!"
"Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide."
In India's last match against New Zealand: "New Zealanders are like bicycles in a cycle stand - one falls down and the complete row will be down!
"Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter."
"Taking the cake with a red cherry on top. "
For Sri Lankan batsman Kaluwitharna, when he was wasting many balls: "He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30! "
To Martin Crowe: "The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!"
Muralitharan bowling to the last Indian pair: "The wily fox is back. Its an ill omen when a fox licks its lambs."
Applauding Reetinder Singh Sodhi's fighting spirit: "Young Ricky will fight a rattlesnake and give him the first two bites! "
"The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it... !! "
A girl born beautiful is half married (also A good lather is half
the shave)
b.. The Indians need to behave as if they are in a boat with a hole.
There is no team co-operation
c.. His slower ball was so slow that my mama can run faster than that
d.. The world is all about mind and matter, i don't mind and u don't
matter...
e.. In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is
left!
f.. Still waters run deep. The Indians were so still in the 3rd test
that they ran into deep oceans
g.. Ganguly moves so slowly on the field like jack of jack n jill who
goes to fetch pail of runs for the opposition..
.
h.. Umpires are like traffic police -the techniques they use to give a
decision are outdated
i.. Flip the coin and there is no head or tail. (India plays the
cricket without any aim)
j.. Harbhajan could be a windmill with a single blade during a
hurricane, when batting
k.. Strutting around wicket as proud as peacock
l.. A barking dog better than a sleeping Lion So go on Indians Bark
aloud and let everyone hear you louder!!!
m.. The dog that barks last, barks best
n.. S.Ramesh's running between the wickets is like a snail going slow!
o.. He is like an Indian transistor, which does not work until you give
It two slaps.
p.. If u r trying to beat india in their home you are you trying to
get milk out of an ox.
q.. Indian team is just like indian monsoon.you just cant predict when
there will be flood & when drought.
r.. The ball went soo high up in the air that it kissed an air-hostess
on its way back.
s.. Rahul is like the hall of fire !!!!
t.. Ganguly has taken the cake with plum on top (ha ha ha)
u. The ball slipped from his hands like butter from hot paratha
v. Women are worse than wine - They intoxicate both the holder and the
beholder (when a female was shown on TV screen)
W. For Geoffrey Boycott - a hair on head is worth two in the brush (In
response to Shastri's comment "a bird in hand is worth 2 in bush" When
Yohannan was carrying the bird hit by Tendulkar)
