"Some Very Amazing `SIDDHUISMS`"

[Saurabh]

SIDDHUISMS

In the midst of a verbal duel with Martin Crowe: "Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn! "

Commenting on Ganguly after he was out for a low score in the 2nd Test against Zimbabwe: "..Looks like a brooding hen over a china egg"

In the midst of a verbal duel with Tony Greig: "If ifs and buts were pots and pans, there would be no tinkers!"

When Ganguly took a catch that had gone very high in the air: "That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it !!"

"Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide."

In India's last match against New Zealand: "New Zealanders are like bicycles in a cycle stand - one falls down and the complete row will be down!

"Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter."

"Taking the cake with a red cherry on top. "

For Sri Lankan batsman Kaluwitharna, when he was wasting many balls: "He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30! "

To Martin Crowe: "The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!"

Muralitharan bowling to the last Indian pair: "The wily fox is back. Its an ill omen when a fox licks its lambs."

Applauding Reetinder Singh Sodhi's fighting spirit: "Young Ricky will fight a rattlesnake and give him the first two bites! "

"The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it... !! "



A girl born beautiful is half married (also A good lather is half
the shave)

b.. The Indians need to behave as if they are in a boat with a hole.
There is no team co-operation

c.. His slower ball was so slow that my mama can run faster than that

d.. The world is all about mind and matter, i don't mind and u don't
matter...

e.. In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is
left!

f.. Still waters run deep. The Indians were so still in the 3rd test
that they ran into deep oceans

g.. Ganguly moves so slowly on the field like jack of jack n jill who
goes to fetch pail of runs for the opposition..
.
h.. Umpires are like traffic police -the techniques they use to give a
decision are outdated

i.. Flip the coin and there is no head or tail. (India plays the
cricket without any aim)

j.. Harbhajan could be a windmill with a single blade during a
hurricane, when batting

k.. Strutting around wicket as proud as peacock

l.. A barking dog better than a sleeping Lion So go on Indians Bark
aloud and let everyone hear you louder!!!

m.. The dog that barks last, barks best

n.. S.Ramesh's running between the wickets is like a snail going slow!

o.. He is like an Indian transistor, which does not work until you give
It two slaps.

p.. If u r trying to beat india in their home you are you trying to
get milk out of an ox.

q.. Indian team is just like indian monsoon.you just cant predict when
there will be flood & when drought.

r.. The ball went soo high up in the air that it kissed an air-hostess
on its way back.

s.. Rahul is like the hall of fire !!!!

t.. Ganguly has taken the cake with plum on top (ha ha ha)

u. The ball slipped from his hands like butter from hot paratha

v. Women are worse than wine - They intoxicate both the holder and the
beholder (when a female was shown on TV screen)

W. For Geoffrey Boycott - a hair on head is worth two in the brush (In
response to Shastri's comment "a bird in hand is worth 2 in bush" When
Yohannan was carrying the bird hit by Tendulkar)

[Sehwag309]

Good one, but would be appropriate if you post this in Cricket Humour section

[V Reddy]

Damn funny

[Saurabh]

Here are some more

1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
> 2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an
> incoming train which will run them over.
> 3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
> 4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway
> sent
> him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the West Indies
> at
> Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
> 5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
> 6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
> 7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
> 8. He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but
> cannot go beyond 30!
> 9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend,
> that
> the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
> 10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
> 11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the
> sea.
> 12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
> 13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
> 14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
> 15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at
> Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..one falls and everything else falls!
> 16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze.
> 17. You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs.
> 18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be
> given a free transfer to Manchester United.
> 19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
> 20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
> 21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled
> Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT'in the second test at Port of Spain, T&T.
> "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two
> hands."
> 22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
> 23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
> 24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
> 25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
> 26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
> 27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
> 28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
> 29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the
> same
> reason.
> 30. When India took Dasgupta: Dasgupta in a team means..riding bicycle
> without seat.
> 31. When India was in NZ and loosing wickets cheaply: When people want to
> commit suicide no need to kill them.


http://navjotcommentz.rediffblogs.com/
http://server1.msn.co.in/clips/sidhu/firingonall.asp#a
http://www.sidhuisms.com/winners2.htm
http://www.cricketnext.com/features/...chaskar074.htm
http://www.sikhreview.org/february2002/youth.htm
http://ipc.iisc.ernet.in/~suresh/sidhuism.htm
http://www.mouthshut.com/readreview/13426-1.html

[FRAZ]

Originally Posted by Saurabh

Here are some more


> 15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at
> Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..one falls and everything else falls!

> 23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
]

hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaa gosh man

[dinu23]

nice.

[Jono]

Where is Sidhu nowadays?

[honestbharani]

at the parliament. And on a reality show aiming to find the best comedian in India.

[FRAZ]

Originally Posted by honestbharani

at the parliament. And on a reality show aiming to find the best comedian in India.

kiddin ? about the comedian thing ?

[social]

I know some people couldn't stand Sidhu's commentary but he was my favourite - that India - NZ series was priceless.

[FRAZ]

Originally Posted by social

I know some people couldn't stand Sidhu's commentary but he was my favourite - that India - NZ series was priceless.

I remember his commentry during a Sharjah cup and the way he gave napkin to the sarcastic Pat symcox, was a great sight . I loved his remarks and liked his way of putting fire into the normal things .