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    Crap Umpiring Decisions from the National Gallery

    1) Bacchus and Ariadne



    As Bacchus bowls a wayward delivery down the leg side, (probably due to attempting to do so while leaping from his cheetah-driven chariot), Ariadne turns to signal byes to the scorers. The wicketkeeper is furious and so are the crowd, who prepare to throw what appear to be paper hats onto the field.
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    2) Madam Mossetier signals one for the over



    Mossetier making an error there towards the end of a one-day game, the ball barely reached chest height. Who'd be a bowler, eh?
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    3) Saint Albinus, Bishop of Angers signals no ball



    Sadly there's work for the anti-corruption unit here as Albinus is clearly seen handing out coins to the match referee.
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    4) Jesus signals four



    St Thomas remains incredulous, attempting to point out that the fielder stopped it short of the boundary, but he's just going to lose a portion of his match fee if he carries on like this
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    5) Virgin Mary is given out lbw



    She gestures for it to be overturned on review, but it won't help. Look in t'book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howe_zat View Post
    5) Virgin Mary is given out lbw



    She gestures for it to be overturned on review, but it won't help. Look in t'book.
    This is inaccurate. DRS didn't exist back then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howe_zat View Post
    2) Madam Mossetier signals one for the over



    Mossetier making an error there towards the end of a one-day game, the ball barely reached chest height. Who'd be a bowler, eh?
    C'mon Howe, that's clearly a short run. She's clearly not impressed that someone could make such a silly error as not grounding their bat.
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    Magnificent thread.
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    After accusations of pretending to be injured to avoid bowling on a flat pitch, Jesus shut down his doubters by releasing an image of the puncture in his side.

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