Haha yeah this is a good oneThe worst is when you switch on the TV, there's an extra long advertising break and you **** yourself wondering whether a wicket has just fallen.
Brillaint.The worst is when you switch on the TV, there's an extra long advertising break and you **** yourself wondering whether a wicket has just fallen.
Pfft, what sort of cricket fan are you.......when that happens as if you wait for it to empty. Many's a time I've run out of the toilet with my dick in my hand and piss spraying everywhereBrillaint.
When you take a break for a leak and hear loud noises from the TV room and it takes ages before your bladder gets empty.
There have been times where I'll empty the dishwasher, which is just out of earshot of the telly room, and through the clanging I could swear there was an audible cheer piercing through the din.Brillaint.
When you take a break for a leak and hear loud noises from the TV room and it takes ages before your bladder gets empty.
I was wondering how you got on the register.Many's a time I've run out of the toilet with my dick in my hand and piss spraying everywhere
Get a PSA test doneBrillaint.
When you take a break for a leak and hear loud noises from the TV room and it takes ages before your bladder gets empty.
Only when Mrs Adders is out, presumably?Pfft, what sort of cricket fan are you.......when that happens as if you wait for it to empty. Many's a time I've run out of the toilet with my dick in my hand and piss spraying everywhere
This happens to me all the time.There have been times where I'll empty the dishwasher, which is just out of earshot of the telly room, and through the clanging I could swear there was an audible cheer piercing through the din.
So I run to the TV in anticipation and it's Atherton and Gower quietly chewing over an innocuous over of spin.
LAD. Woyayyyy LAD, get them bets on CASH OUT LIKE A LAD. All the goals all the time CASH BOOM. LAD.When watching a days cricket means having to sit through the same 4 betting adverts time and time again.