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    Your Current Turd XI

    I'm not surprised there isn't a regular rolling thread on this, updated after every series.


    1st XI to face Uranus:

    01 Rajendra Chandrika
    02 Stiaan van Zyl
    03 Lahiru Thirimanne
    04 Faf du Plessis
    05 Shai Hope
    06 Jehan Mubarak
    07 Dane Vilas
    08 Stuart Binny
    09 Veerasammy Permaul
    10 Mohammad Shahid
    11 Sulieman Benn

    Minimum of 2 Tests played in the past 12 months, current = past 12 months, not including anyone retired but including some that should.


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    Loving the selection of permaul. Straight out of my overrated xi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samuel_Vimes View Post
    Only one Big-3 player. NUFAN obviously paid off by The Man.

    1 Adam Lyth
    2 Hamish Rutherford
    3 Shai Hope
    4 Shaun Marsh
    5 Rohit Sharma
    6 Jonny Bairstow+
    7 Soumya Sarkar
    8 Adil Rashid
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    Lyth up top fo sure
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    Uranus you say? Steve Davies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daemon View Post
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    Thirimanne should be on everyone's list. Bloke has played 45 test innings and hasn't got 1000 runs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 91Jmay View Post
    Thirimanne should be on everyone's list. Bloke has played 45 test innings and hasn't got 1000 runs.
    Haha, wtf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samuel_Vimes View Post
    Only one Big-3 player. NUFAN obviously paid off by The Man.
    Lyth did perform well enough to make it, ill give you that. I thought about nohit but he had two many 50s .

    If Shaun Marsh scores say 1 & 8 this past Test, hed be in my team for sure. However since he got out of turd gear in his 182, i left him out.

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