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    Nasir Jamshed Twitter

    We need a separate thread for this.

    Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ 10 hrs 10 hours ago
    Bloody **** luck. I hit ball in air & find only Pakistani in World Cup who can catch.

    #PakvsZim

    Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ 9 hrs 9 hours ago
    Phew. Shehzad out too. I gonna sneak into changing room with him. Together we stronger.

    #PakvsZim

    Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ 9 hrs 9 hours ago
    In changing room everyone already padded up. Even Waqar. But he wearing no trouser. Dr talking to him. I think he have breakdown #PakvsZim

    Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ 9 hrs 9 hours ago
    Shehzad take camera out. "This no time for selfie" I say. Tear roll down his cheek. "Me & you no making it to tomorrow" he say. #PakvsZim

    Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ 9 hrs 9 hours ago
    If I no appear in 2nd innings please report me missing. Height 6ft1, weight 94kg (97kg if after tea). Suspect - W Younis.

    #PakvsZim

    Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ 8 hrs 8 hours ago
    "No worry. De Villier score 160 in 10 over" I tell Waqar. Waqar slap me & point at boys. "Where you see De Villier?" he ask. True. #PakvsZim

    Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ 8 hrs 8 hours ago
    Grass.

    Our player of the tournament so far.

    #PakvsZim

    Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ 7 hrs 7 hours ago
    Changing room very quiet. Only noise come from Waqar trying to tie rope to ceiling fan. He struggling. Irfan ask if he need help. #PakvsZim

    Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ 6 hrs 6 hours ago
    "235. Good score..." Waqar say. All boys say phew & doing hi five. "IN 1973!" he shout & start smashing changing room up. #PakvsZim

    Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ 5 hrs 5 hours ago
    Misbah show Irfan photo in tea break & say "My men having your poultry in kidnap. Perform today. Or they are tomorrow's burgers" #PakvsZim

    Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ 3 hrs 3 hours ago
    Now Misbah put slip in. This like closing stable door after your buffalo already run off with neighbour donkey. #PakvsZim

    Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ 3 hrs 3 hours ago
    Umar Akmal catch 3 in row! Someone do DNA test. He must be adopted.

    #PakvsZim
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    Hahah these are brilliant. Luckily I'm reading this at home and not out in public

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    Before he went out to bat vs WI: @NasirJamshed_ : I been off field for last 45 over so my conscience clear

    And 2 minutes later when he got out: ‏@NasirJamshed_ :Oh pehn di...



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    ...poultry in kidnap
    Quote Originally Posted by Bun View Post
    Darn, at his age, I didn't know one needed to insert and ejaculate manship in womanship to create childship!
    enthusiasm > skill, max two wides per over!

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    The art of breaking bad news...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Athlai View Post
    If GI 'Best Poster On The Forum' Joe says it then it must be true.
    Athlai doesn't lie. And he doesn't do sarcasm either, so you know it's true!


    'You will look very silly said Mr Salteena with a dry laugh.
    Well so will you said Ethel in a snappy tone and she ran out of the room with a very superier run throwing out her legs behind and her arms swinging in rithum.
    Well said the owner of the house she has a most idiotick run.'


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    Those are genius. I loved the Irfan one.

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    And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

    Yeah we don't crap in the first world; most of us would actually have no idea what that was emanating from Ajmal's backside. Why isn't it roses and rainbows like what happens here? PEWS's retort to Ganeshran on Daemon's picture depicting Ajmal's excreta

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    Jamshed should be in the team purely for this parody account.
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    The ceiling fan one steals it so far, top tier stuff.

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    I liked: "4-4? Yes! Equaliser!"
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    Wow the 'dew' one.

    Amazing.

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    Best one:

    Boult like Wahab with swing, seam, control, accuracy, brain, nice hairline, swing (other direction) & less cash inside jacket.

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    Afridi and Shehzad love their selfies.
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