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    Commentary Bloopers

    Lets post some commentary bloopers here.

    I started this thread because of what Rameez Raja said in a WC game when Misbah hit a six.

    "Best part of this slogging is that it is not slogging". WoW

    And this one from Rohan Gavaskar during a domestic match I had seen long time back,

    "He is a gonzo"(when a batsmen got out)

    Please share such gems on this thread. You will come across many in the WC.
    Wrong Time No See.

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    Quote Originally Posted by karan316 View Post
    Lets post some commentary bloopers here.

    I started this thread because of what Rameez Raja said in a WC game when Misbah hit a six.

    "Best part of this slogging is that it is not slogging". WoW

    And this one from Rohan Gavaskar during a domestic match I had seen long time back,

    "He is a gonzo"(when a batsmen got out)

    Please share such gems on this thread. You will come across many in the WC.
    R. Gavaskar says that gonzo thing all the ****ing time, he's a terrible commentator.
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    Ooh nice, an entire thread dedicated to Ramiz Raja's commentary career.
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    he has perhaps been influenced by gonzo journalism
    And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

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    Quote Originally Posted by zorax View Post
    Ooh nice, an entire thread dedicated to Ramiz Raja's commentary career.
    Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ Dec 6

    'Ohhhh huge hit! That outta here! See ya later! Bye! Oh no it out... Poor shot'

    How Ramiz commentate. #PAKvNZ

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    If GI 'Best Poster On The Forum' Joe says it then it must be true.
    Athlai doesn't lie. And he doesn't do sarcasm either, so you know it's true!


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    Another one from Rameez Raja

    “These two showed how to do it safely! This partnership is an example of how to do it safely.”
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    " Hafeez is pushing smoothly. His partner Jamshed is satisfied today"

    "The way Steyn releases those throbbing balls is a sight"

    "I don't know why the bowlers are bowling yorkers here. Yorkers are not a wicket taking option" (In the 19th over of a t20)

    "MCullum makes the bowlers fear for their lives" (barely a day after Phil Hughes' death)

    All Ramiz

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    Quote Originally Posted by G.I.Joe View Post
    Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ Dec 6

    'Ohhhh huge hit! That outta here! See ya later! Bye! Oh no it out... Poor shot'

    How Ramiz commentate. #PAKvNZ

    This guy is rapidly becoming one of my favourite Pakistan players.
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    Tony Grieg's excitement was legendary. "Great shot. No it's not, it's out!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by andmark View Post
    Tony Grieg's excitement was legendary. "Great shot. No it's not, it's out!"
    Healy has definitely been guilty of that before. Exclaiming how wonderful a shot was that he thought was sailing for six, only to be caught on the deep midwicket boundary.
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    can't remember exactly how it went, but something like this

    'so that's 61 needed off eleven hours, and it doesn't take a calculator to figure out the run rate required is 5.1818'

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    Calling Hashim Amla a terrorist is my favourite commentary blooper/

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    Mine was in the 06-07 Ashes when Ponting ran a quick single to mid-off and the fielder got a direct hit on the throw.
    "Oh, that's poor field placing, and good running from Ricky Ponting," Bill Lawry said.
    Ponting was run out by a few inches.

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