Ab Devilliers vs Michael Clarke

[Dawood Ahmad]

I hate yo African A.B. Devilliers
But your style is hilarious
So I say Baby Devilliers
also your smile is hilarious
You are current legend!

You get runs and sixes
How dare you
You are proud of funs and sixes
I think I hear you
Those your ****ing tonnes and sixes
How can I bear you
Still I'd learnt from you
If I was near you
You are curent legend!

You are a great defensive
And a Devil Destructer
You probable games best offensive
You Idiot Evil Destructor
You are severe, a terrorist?
How can we bear a terrorist?
You are current Legend​

Edit:Never misunderstand me I'm only 14.75

 

[Cabinet96]

Ever heard the theory that something can be funny the first time but lose its effect if repeated too much?

 

[OverratedSanity]

Why does the title mention Clarke but there's no mention of him in the poem?

 

[Athlai]

Far our Cabinet you don't need to be so harsh, he isn't 14.9 yet.

 

[OverratedSanity]

He was 14.8 yesterday but now he says he's 14.75. Dawood Benji Button Ahmad

 

[Swingpanzee]

Where's the bit about Michael Clarke?

Still a very good poem though. Better than Yeats.

 

[Dawood Ahmad]

Where's the bit about Michael Clarke?

Still a very good poem though. Better than Yeats.

"You are current legend" was originally written as " You are better than clarke"

 

[OverratedSanity]

I think I hear you
Those your ****ing tonnes and sixes
How can I bear you

Romantic as ****

 

[Swingpanzee]

Ever heard the theory that something can be funny the first time but lose its effect if repeated too much?

This. Guy. Hates. Abilities.

 

[Dawood Ahmad]

He was 14.8 yesterday but now he says he's 14.75. Dawood Benji Button Ahmad

14.75 is rounded of as 14.8

 

[Dawood Ahmad]

This. Guy. Hates. Abilities.

agreed

 

[Swingpanzee]

Romantic as ****

Better than Jim Morrison.

 

[Dawood Ahmad]

Better than Jim Morrison.

I'm afraid, I don't know who is Jimm Morrison

 

[Swingpanzee]

Loving how you talk about something terrorist out of nowhere.

 

[Cabinet96]

This. Guy. Hates. Abilities.

Confirmed in my sig ftr.

 

[Dawood Ahmad]

Loving how you talk about something terrorist out of nowhere.

terrorist = some one who creates terror
I don't find any current cricketer who can create as much terror as BaBy Devilliers

 

[Swingpanzee]

I'm afraid, I don't know who is Jimm Morrison

He is a student of Mirza Ghalib.

 

[Dawood Ahmad]

He is a student of Mirza Ghalib.

oh so my genuine IP track was right, you are from Pakistan-India

edit: you are from India not Pakistan

 

[Swingpanzee]

I was Pakistani until Sunday but when I didn't get to burst firecrackers I changed my citizenship to Indian.

I blame it on Afridi really, what a match looser.

 

[Dawood Ahmad]

I was Pakistani until Sunday but when I didn't get to burst firecrackers I changed my citizenship to Indian.

I blame it on Afridi really, what a match looser.

hmm good! and I am sorry if I was wrong