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    Australian player banned for penis image on pitch

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    What a cock. He's really ballsed up his chances with South Australia. Sounds like the Redbacks are quite testie about the incident. Phallus.
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    Has the lad said why??

    I mean, he isn't a friggin 10 year old........surely he is past splitting his sides laughing at an image of a doodle.

    There must have been some reason.......surely??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adders View Post
    Has the lad said why??

    I mean, he isn't a friggin 10 year old........surely he is past splitting his sides laughing at an image of a doodle.

    There must have been some reason.......surely??
    It seemed like a good idea at the time? - an infallible response, itbt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adders View Post
    Has the lad said why??

    I mean, he isn't a friggin 10 year old........surely he is past splitting his sides laughing at an image of a doodle.

    There must have been some reason.......surely??
    I sincerely hope I'm never old enough to not find a dick doodle hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeathDavisSpeed View Post
    What a cock. He's really ballsed up his chances with South Australia. Sounds like the Redbacks are quite testie about the incident. Phallus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adders View Post
    Has the lad said why??

    I mean, he isn't a friggin 10 year old........surely he is past splitting his sides laughing at an image of a doodle.

    There must have been some reason.......surely??
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    I felt as if the matter was dealt with in a really harsh manner, should have been just warned, getting banned for such an offense sounds stupid.

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    This Worrall bloke is giving me ideas, I reckon I might do the same thing we lose the semi final this week

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    Quote Originally Posted by karan316 View Post
    I felt as if the matter was dealt with in a really harsh manner, should have been just warned, getting banned for such an offense sounds stupid.
    being banned for tampering with a pitch, albeit one being prepared for a future match, is stupid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maximas View Post
    This Worrall bloke is giving me ideas, I reckon I might do the same thing we lose the semi final this week
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