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    Quote Originally Posted by bagapath View Post
    Every time a stat comes on screen this guy starts with "look at that!". I know it you bastard. I know it. Don't tell me what is all over the tv screen already you dumb ****. Just allow others to live their lives. We have evolved from single cell organisms to attain more freedom from physical constraints, to think independently and to generally feel good about the time we spend on planet earth as living Beings. Don't spoil millions of years of evolution and natural progress by vocalising your ****ed up thoughts. Keep them to yourself. And stay away. Forever.
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    Kohli. Do something in test cricket for once please.

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    It's like he dips his head in oil before he walks out the door every morning.
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    Mr. Smooth.

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    Since his name is so long, I'm going to give him a nickname: Ravi and Sunny's bitchboy


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    Quote Originally Posted by Daemon View Post
    It's like he dips his head in oil before he walks out the door every morning.
    It makes it easier to fit it up Gavaskar's arse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    It makes it easier to fit it up Gavaskar's arse.
    Is that why Sunil can manage a mezzo soprano these days?
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    Quote Originally Posted by benchmark00 View Post
    Stop it benchy

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    Has Pommie Mbangwe not got a mention?

    I think some commentators annoy in part because the quality of their commentary is so much at odds with their quality when they were players. But to some extent we put up with them because they were our heroes once. What Mbangwe brings to the party just remains an eternal mystery to me. Watching (non-England) tests in South Africa is such a trial, the rest of the Southern African commentators not being much better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ohnoitsyou View Post
    Danny Morrison is a lock at #11
    Quite.

    Truly an assault on all things decent in cricket.

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    Gavaskar and Shastri are terrible.

    Healy is woeful and Nicholas is a prat.

    Hate Willis, Blofeld and Colville from England.

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    Kepler Wessels is a terrible commentator. Has that monotone voice and he's really biased towards RSA.
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    Yeah, look, it gives me a pain deep inside my uterus to admit it, but it's Ajmal until such time as we get a working throwing law again.
    Never in a million years would I have thought Brumby to admit this!!!!!!

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    Dunno what her name is but I've just spent twenty minutes in the car listening to some female commentator on 5 Live - not too impressed, although I'll reserve judgment for now as the poor woman had Vaughan as her summariser - what's her name?

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    Alison Mitchell I assume? Quite like her as a presenter actually, never really heard her do live commentry though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flibbertyjibber View Post

    Hate Willis, Blofeld and Colville from England.
    I sometimes forget quite how awful Colville can be, what is the point of him anyway?

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