Worst Commentators/Pundits XI

[Agent Nationaux]

My favourite is Atherton, but I also like Hussain. But I just can't stand Bumble.

 

[Esperance]

Andrew Strauss is the ****test commentator to grace the commentary box in the history of the game.

 

[Maximas]

I remember watching a game where Curtly Ambrose came in to commentate, I wasn't impressed tbh

 

[straw man]

Barry Richards was once good but has become a bitter, parochial, patronising get-off-my-lawn type.

 

[Maximas]

Look at how stingy this **** is with the like button.

the solution is to deprive him and other stingy ****s of likes

 

[Andre]

Yeah him too.

So many **** ****s.

Where's Andre? Loves Sanja Manjrekar.

Has to be captain coach, surely?!

 

[JontyPanesar]

We can probably do an xi for each country, or at least 3-4xis

Beefy and holding are awful; it's always funny to see Athers and Nasser explain things to those two as if they're children.
Bumble is just there for his accent.
I just want to burn tufnell every time he comes on tms; he is so incredibly dumb and its obvious he isnt even paying the slightest attention to the match.
Blowers is useful for comic relief.
Vaughan is a good troll; couldn't stand him at first but he has grown on me.
KP had it right about Nick Knight
Willis is a bitter, ignorant man
I wish Ed Smith's commentary was as good as his writing. But that's ok, I still like him.

 

[hendrix]

do like:

Ganguly
Nasser
Coney
Lawry
Pommy
Dravid
Cozier

Tolerable:
Doull
Ramiz Raja

 

[bagapath]

this thread is pointless if it doesnt feature the following names:

sunil gavaskar
arun lal
bob willis
laxman sivaramakrishnan

 

[benchmark00]

I will not hear a bad word about my man Shivvers!

#coolestmanincricket

 

[BoyBrumby]

The lack of props for Healy is disturbing.

Still the worst for my money. Unwinning combination of ignorance (wicketkeeping excepted) and chippy ****ishness.

Warne was downright ****ing shocking at The Oval tho; if we were running a "worst commentary performance" battle it'd walk it. **** just would not stop asking "Are England prepared to lose to win?" and claiming his little **** puppet Clarke has a bigger **** than Cook just because he captains like Amarillo Slim on payday.

 

[ohnoitsyou]

Danny Morrison is a lock at #11

 

[Flem274*]

bruce yardley

 

[bagapath]

I will not hear a bad word about my man Shivvers!

#coolestmanincricket

Might run into him next weekend at a party. I would love to down a few extra drinks and manhandle this mofu. But the host happens to be a police officer. So I will have to hold my horses and pray for a better opportunity.

 

[benchmark00]

 

[SirBloody Idiot]

Would put the house on Cook having a bigger **** than Clarke anyway. One of those ****ers that has everything going for him in life, really.

 

[benchmark00]

Not sure Clarke has struggled through life until this point itbt...

 

[benchmark00]

Worst commentators

• Sandy Roberts

 

[SirBloody Idiot]

benchmark00 has been banned for a week for accumulating infraction points related to “Lack of respect for, insulting, or harassment of other members”.

 

[bagapath]

Every time a stat comes on screen this guy starts with "look at that!". I know it you bastard. I know it. Don't tell me what is all over the tv screen already you dumb ****. Just allow others to live their lives. We have evolved from single cell organisms to attain more freedom from physical constraints, to think independently and to generally feel good about the time we spend on planet earth as living Beings. Don't spoil millions of years of evolution and natural progress by vocalising your ****ed up thoughts. Keep them to yourself. And stay away. Forever.