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    Monty's Revenge

    Monty Panesar PEES on bouncers

    Monty Panesar was fined by police after urinating on bouncers outside a Brighton nightclub on Monday night.Panesar was celebrating his team's Ashes success in the beachfront Shooshh nightclub but was asked to leave following complaints that he had been hassling women in the bar.

    The 31-year-old then urinated on the club's door staff from the promenade above the waterfront venue's entrance. The doormen chased him into a nearby pizza restaurant as Panesar yelled 'Help! Help!' He was then hauled back to the club where he was held for 45 minutes and police were alerted. They later fined him 90.

    A spokesman for Sussex Police said: 'A 31-year-old man received a fixed penalty notice for being drunk and disorderly after being seen urinating in public near the Shooshh Club in King's Road Arches, Brighton, around 4.13am on Monday.' Panesar was in England's squad for the third Ashes Test at Old Trafford but did not feature in the XI.

    His county have launched an investigation and a statement said: 'Sussex County Cricket Club can confirm that an incident took place involving Monty Panesar in the early hours of Monday August 5.

    'The matter is under full investigation and the club will make no further comment at this stage.' Panesar's spokesperson added: 'Monty would like to apologise unreservedly for any offence caused.'

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    This is just too unbelievable to be true.......I mean Monty?? Monty Panesar FFS??? Sorry, just can't get my head around it.

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    WAG. If Monty's DVD wasn't enough to make you a fan, surely this is? A story pulled straight off TrueLAD.
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    Styris to Pietersen, SIX, wow, what a shot, that is awesome...it's a repeat of his six off Muralitharan at Edgbaston, as he switches his grip and reverse-hits Styris over deep cover (or should that be deep square-leg) for a memorable maximum.
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    Styris to Pietersen, SIX, that's the most extraordinary shot, he switches his grip to that of a left-hander and launches Stryis high over long-off for a might six. That is one of the more incredible shots you'll see


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    This has to be one of the more bizarre things I've ever read.

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    Most surprising part of the article for me, was that he was hassling women in the bar. I mean, why does he need to hassle girls? Who could possibly say no to this face?


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    Quote Originally Posted by King Pietersen View Post
    WAG. If Monty's DVD wasn't enough to make you a fan, surely this is? A story pulled straight off TrueLAD.
    Ugh.
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    heard this yesterday from my brother in law and thought it was bs but it seems legit now. Pretty crazy behaviour for a professional athlete. It is hilarious that he was thrown out of a club for hassling girls, how many international professional athletes would have to hassle girls and then how many would be thrown out for it by a club if someone complained. Hope he plays in the ashes and we can get some 12th man commentary about dribbling down his leg side
    What's this dvd of his?
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    Quote Originally Posted by outbreak View Post
    heard this yesterday from my brother in law and thought it was bs but it seems legit now. Pretty crazy behaviour for a professional athlete. It is hilarious that he was thrown out of a club for hassling girls, how many international professional athletes would have to hassle girls and then how many would be thrown out for it by a club if someone complained. Hope he plays in the ashes and we can get some 12th man commentary about dribbling down his leg side
    What's this dvd of his?
    Let's call him a sportsman rather than an athlete
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    Bizarre story start to finish, but what I don't get is........after Monty unloaded on these bouncers they chased him down and caught him right?? I cannot believe that there is a bouncer alive that would not knock ten barrels of **** out of any bloke that has just pissed all over him. Is Monty in a hospital ward right now??

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    For most sportsmen I'd be surprised that they couldn't outrun a bouncer. Monty probably not so much.
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    Take it from one who knows, when you get to a certain age and someone has been plying you with diuretic substances there are times when you just have to let it go, as a matter of extreme urgency
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adders View Post
    Bizarre story start to finish, but what I don't get is........after Monty unloaded on these bouncers they chased him down and caught him right?? I cannot believe that there is a bouncer alive that would not knock ten barrels of **** out of any bloke that has just pissed all over him. Is Monty in a hospital ward right now??
    Because the headline would have been "bouncers set about poor Monty" and would have reflected extremely badly on the nightclub.

    If Panesar wasn't famous then he'd have had the **** kicked out of him.

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    In Ravi Shastri's words "Flashed and flashed hard", although it was much more than that...
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    Monty's weakness for bouncers as evident as ever
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