The Suspended XI

[Spikey]

what's the deal with these goody goody two shoe wicketkeepers?

 

[Cabinet96]

If only they'd banned Prior for trashing Lords.

 

[bagapath]

what's the deal with these goody goody two shoe wicketkeepers?

You mean nayan mongia and kamran akmal?

 

[Goughy]

Slightly deviating from the topic. My apologies to the thread starter. Still I think it will be good to make a XI with players who had women troubles. The bowling attack is good. Need the openers, a no 3 and a keeper.

Gatting (barmaid)
Lamb (barmaid's sister)
Botham (Ms. Barbados and broken bed)
Warne (nurses)
Akhtar (warts)
Murali (dancer)
Ntini (pro)

That is a nice way to phrase Ntini's woman issues in 99

 

[Goughy]

Mooney.

Cricketer suspended for Thatcher tweet | SBS World News

 

[fredfertang]

Slightly deviating from the topic. My apologies to the thread starter. Still I think it will be good to make a XI with players who had women troubles. The bowling attack is good. Need the openers, a no 3 and a keeper.

Gatting (barmaid)
Lamb (barmaid's sister)
Botham (Ms. Barbados and broken bed)
Warne (nurses)
Akhtar (warts)
Murali (dancer)
Ntini (pro)

Graham Thorpe - whenever I feel hacked off about how pernicious and evil Mrs Fertang II has turned out to be I read a couple of chapters of poor old Thorpey's auto and realise life isn't so bad after all

 

[Howe_zat]

Michael Clarke had one of those newspaper-borne breakups, didn't he?

 

[Prince EWS]

Michael Clarke had one of those newspaper-borne breakups, didn't he?

Yep; he even missed a Test because of it.

 

[Spikey]

no he didnt

 

[Spikey]

someone repair the robot it's ****ing broken again

 

[Prince EWS]

no he didnt

Was it a one dayer then?

Vaguely remember him going home from a tour (to NZ?) during the saga.

 

[Spikey]

he went home to sort it all out and then came back in time for the test and hit 160 odd

 

[Spikey]

 

[Prince EWS]

Ahh fair enough

 

[Agent Nationaux]

Have to say Akhtar's genital warts was quite funny.

 

[GIMH]

Pietersen and Flintoff are the only two England players I can think of recently who've been suspended.

Did Johan Botha ever get banned for chucking?

Marlon Samuels and Chris Gayle haven't been mentioned yet either.

I think a couple of others got in bother with Fred for the pedalo incident. Liam Plunkett maybe.

 

[nightprowler10]

Mohammad Asif being unable to play 'home' Tests in the UAE because he wasn't allowed in the country worthy of a mention as well.

Or you know, getting banned from all cricket for spot fixing.

 

[BeeGee]

Sir Beefy, pot smoking

Stephen Fleming, pot smoking.

 

[BeeGee]

Slightly deviating from the topic. My apologies to the thread starter. Still I think it will be good to make a XI with players who had women troubles. The bowling attack is good. Need the openers, a no 3 and a keeper.

Gatting (barmaid)
Lamb (barmaid's sister)
Botham (Ms. Barbados and broken bed)
Warne (nurses)
Akhtar (warts)
Murali (dancer)
Ntini (pro)

Daryl Tuffy's *** video.

 

[Senile Sentry]

Australian Test Cricketers Suspended XI (circa 99)

David Warner
Shane Watson
Ricky Ponting
Usman Khawaja
Darren Lehmann
Andrew Symonds
Ian Healy (WK)
Shane Warne (C)
James Pattinson
Mitchell Johnson
G McGrath

Manager : Dean Jones

Damn good side that tbh!