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[sledger]

...I've not watched much cricket India toured England a couple of years back. Someone tell me everything important that has happened since to bring me up to speed. I want to be able to engage meaningfully in this part of the forum, it's an Ashes year and all.

I assume England are stilled ranked #1 in all formats?

 

[Adders]

Drugs or alcohol.........can't quite tell????

 

[bagapath]

...I've not watched much cricket India toured England a couple of years back. Someone tell me everything important that has happened since to bring me up to speed. I want to be able to engage meaningfully in this part of the forum, it's an Ashes year and all.

I assume England are stilled ranked #1 in all formats?

zimbabwe got readmitted into test cricket; they fielded a team with robert mogabe as captain and wicket keeper; immediately they got banned again

tendulkar scored a series of unbeaten double centuries and right now his average is exactly 99.94. next time he comes to the crease, he will score a single and immediately retire as the greatest batter ever.

kevin pietersen was appointed the captain of south africa

kamran akmal joined the anti-corruption unit

dwayne bravo and shane watson got married; to each other

 

[sledger]

What was Mugabe's first chance average?

 

[Prince EWS]

What was Mugabe's first chance average?

Twelve.

 

[Uppercut]

Twelve.

But due to hyperinflation the true value of those runs is around 0.04.

 

[sledger]

How about his bowling, was he more or less of a chucker than your average Sri Lankan?

 

[LongHopCassidy]

But due to hyperinflation the true value of those runs is around 0.04.

 

[wellAlbidarned]

But due to hyperinflation the true value of those runs is around 0.04.

damnit! Too slow.

 

[Jono]

Ban this **** immediately ffs

 

[GIMH]

Bit harsh on wellAbi, being BOTM champion doesn't mean you can just go round abusing people you know.

 

[uvelocity]

don't think anyone really wants to admit to knowing jono tbf

 

[sledger]

Not after the time that he ran out Solanki

 

[Migara]

I want to be able to engage meaningfully in this part of the forum

Rather I'd see a flying pig.

 

[sledger]

Rather I'd see a flying pig.

Your enjoyment of swine does not surprise me.

 

[the big bambino]

tendulkar scored a series of unbeaten double centuries and right now his average is exactly 99.94. next time he comes to the crease, he will score a single and immediately retire as the greatest batter ever.

Hmm. And yet I think Kallis with an average in the mid 50s is the greater player...

 

[Prince EWS]

Hmm. And yet I think Kallis with an average in the mid 50s is the greater player...