Lokomotiv's Proposed Changes to Cricket

[Daemon]

sredgeru is such an otaku

 

[marc71178]

As I have explained, I had been recognising him as テンドルカール.

Yet you seem to recognise every other English word properly. Load of bollocks even by your usual standards.

 

[OverratedSanity]

GTFO

OMG I'm dying

 

[OverratedSanity]

Reckon we could still draft him into the BOTM, would challenge for the title IMO

Shame on you ****su... I think I was the only one who voted for Loko in BOTM round 1

 

[Maximas]

Yes but his best moments came after round 1, can't blame us

 

[OverratedSanity]

We need a Loko's greatest hits thread + poll

 

[Dan]

Reckon we could still draft him into the BOTM, would challenge for the title IMO

He was in BotM. All you ****s voted him off.

 

[Lokomotiv]

Well heres the thing. If you have never heard of the name "Tendulkar"......probably the most famous name to have ever played the game of cricket, then it is my opinion that you are in no position at all to be recommending "proposed changes to cricket"

Well, I admit that I am new to Cricket, and know very little number of players outside Britain and Ireland. But that does not mean my idea is wrong. What do you think about my idea of changing the current ODI format from 1 50-over innings to 2 20-over innings?

 

[Lokomotiv]

I have 2 questions.
Does the team have to submit the order of 11 Batsmen before the game?

 

[uvelocity]

its generally understood to be with chips and veggies unless advised otherwise

 

[Lillian Thomson]

I have 2 questions.
Does the team have to submit the order of 11 Batsmen before the game?

Such is the level of wisdom in question 1 it's a major relief that you decided not to bother with question 2.

 

[Red]

I have 2 questions.
Does the team have to submit the order of 11 Batsmen before the game?

I'll answer because I'm still entirely unsure if you're a brilliant troll or a gentleman.

No.

 

[fredfertang]

They have to afterwards though

 

[Lokomotiv]

I'll answer because I'm still entirely unsure if you're a brilliant troll or a gentleman.

No.

I am not a troll. Please understand that I am from Japan, a country in which there is almost no Cricket. I started to watch Cricket only 2 years ago (YB40 etc). I am ignorant of Cricket outside Britain and Ireland.

 

[sledger]

I want to see pictures of Japanese cricketers.

 

[Lokomotiv]

I want to see pictures of Japanese cricketers.

Women's national team http://www.cricket.or.jp/admin/usr/... celebrate a birth in the final (640x451).jpg

 

[Howe_zat]

Lokomotiv, how do you feel about Star Wars?

 

[Lokomotiv]

Lokomotiv, how do you feel about Star Wars?

I have never seen Star Wars movies.

 

[Lokomotiv]

Could you tell me any good book/website about the history of Cricket laws (why bending arm in bowling is illegal, etc)?

 

[ohnoitsyou]

Wikipedia