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Old 13-02-2013, 08:14 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Are we supposed to be quizzing you with questions we know the answer to, or do we treat you like the Oracle to inform us?
The column is meant to be a homage/ripoff of Ask Steven on cricinfo. Whatever is becomes is something entirely open to your interpretation.
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Old 13-02-2013, 08:16 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 13-02-2013, 08:40 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Are you really the head of the kwik-e-mart?
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Do fighting crickets that are taped to a ceiling fan and then the fan turned on really do better in subsequent fights?
A better way to write this question would have been- "If you tape a fighting cricket to a ceiling fan, then turn the fan on, will the cricket do better in subsequent fights?"

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What was Bradman's first chance average?
Bradman's first class average was 95.14. I know that's not what you asked, but I have no ****ing idea to work out his first chance average. So providing some answer is better than nothing. Also, I have it on good authority that his first chance average in the sack with Lady Jessie was nearly as high as his overall average.
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what does it have in its pocketses
If it asks us, and we doesn't answer, then we does what it wants, eh?

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****ing magnets, how do they work?
Excellent question on Valentines Day. Do opposites REALLY attract? I ****ing think not!

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why do you guys wear orange overalls?
I have a theory that at some point in the near future, every person in the world will be required to wear orange or yellow hi-vis clothing every time they move.
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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
The unladen swallow is really quick, unlike the binladen swallow, which can be caught unawares.
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Who has the second highest wicket per match ratio of those to take over 200 wickets?
An interesting question. Murali heads the list here with 6.02, and the next highest is Clarrie Grimmett on 5.84 wpm. Dale Steyn is prominent here as well, with a wpm ratio of 5.16, placing him above both Lillee and Hadlee.

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Who has the second highest wicket per match ratio of those to take over 200 wickets if you exclude any batsman that have the letter "o" in their name?
Another great question (actually, it's ****ing ridiculous, but we want a good vibe in here). Btw, it's Hadlee. If you think I'm wrong, prove it....

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where will essendon finish on roby's power rankings this season
wait wrong forum
Essendon will fold as a club before this season. Hell yes! #HatethemmorethanCollingwood.

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when will bjdude reach 2000
Commitment and discipline are needed to achieve anything in life. CW included. He plots his own destiny in this regard.

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why is a duck?
True. Even more so, a platypus? Ridiculous.
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Old 13-02-2013, 09:02 PM   #19 (permalink)
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When will you achieve regular sleeping patterns?
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The members of this site surely realise that they pretty much copy everything m00pheh does or says? Nearly every acronym used on this site was invented in msn group convos 5 years ago. Anyone remember DAC?

You're all in a cult ffs.
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Old 13-02-2013, 09:04 PM   #20 (permalink)
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**** mate. Tell me about it. Then I go on strike for work, and drink in the mornings....
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Old 13-02-2013, 09:23 PM   #21 (permalink)
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**** mate. Tell me about it. Then I go on strike for work, and drink in the mornings....
There is absolutely nothing wrong with drinking in the morning, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Old 13-02-2013, 10:00 PM   #22 (permalink)
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No doubt. uvelocity the better AFL poster, I think we'd all agree with that.
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Old 13-02-2013, 11:09 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Who is the only player to open in a Test and never be given out?
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Old 13-02-2013, 11:22 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Who is the only player to open in a Test and never be given out?
I think there are quite a few.
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Highest amount of Innings for a specialist batsman to get their first test ton?
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Old 13-02-2013, 11:32 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Highest amount of Innings for a specialist batsman to get their first test ton?
I'm pretty sure it'd be Bob Simpson with 56 innings before he made a ton. Then he made 311 runs in that innings.
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Old 13-02-2013, 11:34 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I think there are quite a few.
Never be given out in their entire career?
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Old 13-02-2013, 11:36 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I'm pretty sure it'd be Bob Simpson with 56 innings before he made a ton. Then he made 311.
Highest amount of Innings for a specialist batsman without getting a test ton?
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Old 13-02-2013, 11:43 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Never be given out in their entire career?
Never given out when opening, or never given out at all?
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Old 13-02-2013, 11:45 PM   #30 (permalink)
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The column is meant to be a homage/ripoff of Ask Steven on cricinfo. Whatever is becomes is something entirely open to your interpretation.
I've asked Steven the same question about a dozen times and he's always ignored it - the bloke is a ****
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