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Old 14-12-2012, 04:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Inspired by Nasser and Beefy commentating on a stand between Gambhir and Pujara. That's some serious proboscis action right there.

1) Bill Lawry
2) Gautam Gambhir
3) Phil Hughes
4) Nasser Hussain
5) Che Pujara
6) Ian Botham
7) <keeper?>
8) <spinner?>
9) Jason Gillespie
10) Dale Steyn
11) <seamer?>


Looking for a generously nosed keeper and one amply snouted seamer and spinner.
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Old 14-12-2012, 04:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
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How don't you have Saj Mahm00d there boi?

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Old 14-12-2012, 04:49 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Cam White has an impressive schnozz:





Umar Gul in with a fair snort as well.

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Old 14-12-2012, 04:52 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Cam White has an impressive schnozz:

Don't think he's quite worthy of such exulted company if that pic is anything to go by.
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Old 14-12-2012, 04:54 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Rohan Kanhai of West Indies fame had an impressive beak:



Should take the keeper spot

Also Cam White is a tiddler
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Old 14-12-2012, 04:55 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Marsh for keeper?

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Old 14-12-2012, 05:00 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Yeah, Marsh a good shout.

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Old 14-12-2012, 05:00 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Rescind Cam White, Clarrie Grimmett has the spinner's spot wrapped up:

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Old 14-12-2012, 05:03 AM   #9 (permalink)
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for the seamer's spot

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And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

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Old 14-12-2012, 05:06 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Fanie de Villiers a worthy shout.
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Old 14-12-2012, 05:11 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 14-12-2012, 05:51 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Chris Nevin in contention to be the keeper?
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Old 14-12-2012, 05:58 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Can see a mass suffocation in the dressing room tbh.
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Old 14-12-2012, 07:26 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Sir Dick Hadlee's snout looked mightily impressive without the stache.



Possibly carrying the drinks. As pointed out, Wasim would be a dead-cert for one of the seamer spots.
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Old 14-12-2012, 09:18 AM   #15 (permalink)
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you can now appreciate why donald had to put his nose into everything
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