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Rhinoplasty Dodgers XI

BoyBrumby

Englishman
Inspired by Nasser and Beefy commentating on a stand between Gambhir and Pujara. That's some serious proboscis action right there. :ph34r:

1) Bill Lawry
2) Gautam Gambhir
3) Phil Hughes
4) Nasser Hussain
5) Che Pujara
6) Ian Botham
7) <keeper?>
8) <spinner?>
9) Jason Gillespie
10) Dale Steyn
11) <seamer?>


Looking for a generously nosed keeper and one amply snouted seamer and spinner.
 

NasserFan207

International Vice-Captain
Rohan Kanhai of West Indies fame had an impressive beak:



Should take the keeper spot

Also Cam White is a tiddler
 
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Zinzan

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Sir Dick Hadlee's snout looked mightily impressive without the stache.



Possibly carrying the drinks. As pointed out, Wasim would be a dead-cert for one of the seamer spots.
 

stumpski

International Captain
Heh, wonder this hasn't been done before. This guy to keep, I reckon.

And Ken Rutherford?


Young James Taylor definitely has a touch of the Manilows about him, come to think of it - he was his Twenty20 'lookalike' one season.
 
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zaremba

Cricketer Of The Year
Came here to post the name of Pothas. The nasal appendage to end all nasal appendages. Legend has it that when he was growing up in South Africa he was simultaneously clocking up English residence hours simply by pointing his nose into Hampshire.
 

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