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    Rhinoplasty Dodgers XI

    Inspired by Nasser and Beefy commentating on a stand between Gambhir and Pujara. That's some serious proboscis action right there.

    1) Bill Lawry
    2) Gautam Gambhir
    3) Phil Hughes
    4) Nasser Hussain
    5) Che Pujara
    6) Ian Botham
    7) <keeper?>
    8) <spinner?>
    9) Jason Gillespie
    10) Dale Steyn
    11) <seamer?>


    Looking for a generously nosed keeper and one amply snouted seamer and spinner.
    - As featured in The Independent.

    "Predictably, the ending of his international career did not end the argument about Pietersen's merits, as an army of informed commentators and Piers Morgan weighed in to defend or attack him."
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    Cam White has an impressive schnozz:





    Umar Gul in with a fair snort as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LongHopCassidy View Post
    Cam White has an impressive schnozz:

    Don't think he's quite worthy of such exulted company if that pic is anything to go by.


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    Rohan Kanhai of West Indies fame had an impressive beak:



    Should take the keeper spot

    Also Cam White is a tiddler
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    Marsh for keeper?


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    Yeah, Marsh a good shout.

    Johnners to commentate, obvz:


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    Rescind Cam White, Clarrie Grimmett has the spinner's spot wrapped up:


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    for the seamer's spot

    And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

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    Fanie de Villiers a worthy shout.

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    Chris Nevin in contention to be the keeper?

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    Can see a mass suffocation in the dressing room tbh.

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    Sir Dick Hadlee's snout looked mightily impressive without the stache.



    Possibly carrying the drinks. As pointed out, Wasim would be a dead-cert for one of the seamer spots.

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    you can now appreciate why donald had to put his nose into everything

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