**Official** New Zealand in South Africa

[ohnoitsyou]

Won't be laughing when NZ leads on the first innings....

totally going to happen, Timmeh to pretend hes playing Sri lanka Oh wait thats right.

 

[ajdude]

williamson should've raised the bat when walking off tbh

 

[Quaggas]

Steyn WAG.

Was fun against Australia, but this is depressing. Still, must see both sides bat....

 

[Zinzan]

Hesson won't have a job at 9am tomorrow NZDT.

They'll drop the whole XI before they drop Hesson. He is NZ cricket, didn't you get the memo.

 

[MrPrez]

Steyntjie! This is the awesome thing about SA bowling. We have a number of guys who can pull out a Philander performance, but more importantly we have the other guys to back them up.

 

[straw man]

Honestly Williamson was our only batsman who looked even vaguely competent and like he had a chance of scoring any runs.

I guess Flynn's still there but the rest

 

[Blakey]

If SA are the All Blacks who are the Black Caps?

 

[Satyanash89]

300! Finally.. whadda bowler!
Not a patch on philander though

 

[Mike5181]

Hesson won't have a job at 9am tomorrow NZDT.



I'm glad someone is enjoying this

A different coach won't change the fact Guptill, McCullum, Williamson, Flynn, Watling, Franklin etc are ****. Wait until the bowlers take **** all wickets. That will be really depressing.

 

[wellAlbidarned]

Today shall be from here onwards be known as the day I became a neutral cricket fan.

 

[AndyZaltzHair]

pleasure to watch Steyn, congrats

 

[straw man]

They'll drop the whole XI before they drop Hesson. He is NZ cricket, didn't you get the memo.

Thought Jesse "I am New Zealand cricket" Ryder was New Zealand cricket

 

[Zinzan]

Well done to Steyn btw, loved the guy ever since he destroyed NZ back in '06/07.

 

[ajdude]

Today shall be from here onwards be known as the day I became a neutral cricket fan.

0 Teja
1 Daemon
2 Hurricane
3 Zinzan, morgieb
4 Blakey
5 Phlegm
6 ajd00d
7
8
9
10 wellAlbidarned

could win the sweepstakes

 

[Athlai]

If SA are the All Blacks who are the Black Caps?

In that scenario they'd still be the Black Caps playing with these 11 clueless **** heads getting crushed by the All Blacks.

 

[Howsie]

**** I'd sort of forgotten Flynn was still in. He's had no strike the last five overs.

 

[Teja.]

Steyn - 2nd fastest to 300, three balls more than Waqar.

Much and respect. Fantastic bowler.

 

[Spikey]

poor amla. dumped from short leg

 

[Jono]

Lol wtf.

 

[Flem274*]

A different coach won't change the fact Guptill, McCullum, Williamson, Flynn, Watling, Franklin etc are ****. Wait until the bowlers take **** all wickets. That will be really depressing.

No, but he is directly responsible for impeding the NZ side in bringing over its best side, even if that best side is still rubbish.

When he moved to depose Taylor in such a stupid fashion the onus was on him to produce better results than Taylor achieved now he has the skipper he wants.