**Official** New Zealand in South Africa - Page 153

wellAlbidarned · 04-01-2013, 05:52 AM

Ffs, stop ****ing backing away

Overall, that second innings takes our overall performance rating from "diabolically disasterous" to the giddy heights of "****ing terrible". Well played brownlie and BJ. Oh and Captain Intent deserves a mention too.

benchmark00 · 04-01-2013, 05:53 AM

Few more bikini shots to finish off.

Howsie · 04-01-2013, 05:54 AM

ah well, a fitting end to the test careers of Patel, Franklin and Martin I think.

ohnoitsyou · 04-01-2013, 05:54 AM

lols

hendrix · 04-01-2013, 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil Pickup

What an appalling shot. Just screams "I don't give a ****".

Dropping offence, surely?

**** no.

missing straight balls/wafting at deliveries outside off/being a **** opener/etc far worse than the spinner playing a **** shot to the most intimidating fast bowler in the world.

Scaly piscine · 04-01-2013, 05:55 AM

Kallis will be gutted at that run out.

straw man · 04-01-2013, 05:55 AM

Lol Martin, turned around like an articulated truck there.

Well done South Africa.

Mike5181 · 04-01-2013, 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howsie

ah well, a fitting end to the test careers of Patel, Franklin and Martin I think.

I doubt this is the last we'll see of Chris Martin unfortunately. South Africa gifted him too many wickets.

CWB304 · 04-01-2013, 05:56 AM

I blame McCullum.

Spark · 04-01-2013, 05:57 AM

Gee, a diamond duck to end a Test must surely be a first.

hendrix · 04-01-2013, 05:57 AM

nah seriously Philander, Kallis, Steyn.

I mean this NZ team is ****ing ****, but seriously gotta pay tribute to Kallis, Steyn and Philander.

really, all of them are pushing into that legendary status

Bahnz · 04-01-2013, 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howsie

ah well, a fitting end to the test careers of Patel, Franklin and Martin I think.

I know that we'd all love it to be otherwise, but there's no way that that trio won't be selected for the 2nd test.

Spiced · 04-01-2013, 05:58 AM

Why do they call Martin the "phantom"?

Just put a red dot on his "hair band" and call him MR kamikaze.

straw man · 04-01-2013, 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CWB304

I blame McCullum.

I think the chain of scapegoatage goes

Mike Hesson - for being an allround ****, though he may prove to be untouchable
James Franklin - although he plays only a bit part he does that bit part incredibly poorly
Chris Martin - because everyone knows when the batting fails it's best to drop a bowler

Have to give McCullum the benefit of the doubt whether he deserves it or not

Briony · 04-01-2013, 06:00 AM

After Brownlie went there wasn't a lot of resistance.

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ohnoitsyou U19 Cricketer Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Waikato New Zealand Posts: 404	lols

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straw man International Vice-Captain Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: l Posts: 4,911	Lol Martin, turned around like an articulated truck there. Well done South Africa.

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hendrix State Vice-Captain Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: New Zealand Posts: 1,290	nah seriously Philander, Kallis, Steyn. I mean this NZ team is **ing **, but seriously gotta pay tribute to Kallis, Steyn and Philander. really, all of them are pushing into that legendary status

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Spiced School Boy/Girl Cricketer Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: South Africa Posts: 62	Why do they call Martin the "phantom"? Just put a red dot on his "hair band" and call him MR kamikaze.

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