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    Ffs, stop ****ing backing away

    Overall, that second innings takes our overall performance rating from "diabolically disasterous" to the giddy heights of "****ing terrible". Well played brownlie and BJ. Oh and Captain Intent deserves a mention too.
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    ah well, a fitting end to the test careers of Patel, Franklin and Martin I think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil Pickup View Post
    What an appalling shot. Just screams "I don't give a ****".

    Dropping offence, surely?
    **** no.

    missing straight balls/wafting at deliveries outside off/being a **** opener/etc far worse than the spinner playing a **** shot to the most intimidating fast bowler in the world.

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    Lol Martin, turned around like an articulated truck there.

    Well done South Africa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howsie View Post
    ah well, a fitting end to the test careers of Patel, Franklin and Martin I think.
    I doubt this is the last we'll see of Chris Martin unfortunately. South Africa gifted him too many wickets.

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    I blame McCullum.
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    Gee, a diamond duck to end a Test must surely be a first.
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    nah seriously Philander, Kallis, Steyn.

    I mean this NZ team is ****ing ****, but seriously gotta pay tribute to Kallis, Steyn and Philander.

    really, all of them are pushing into that legendary status

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howsie View Post
    ah well, a fitting end to the test careers of Patel, Franklin and Martin I think.
    I know that we'd all love it to be otherwise, but there's no way that that trio won't be selected for the 2nd test.
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    Why do they call Martin the "phantom"?

    Just put a red dot on his "hair band" and call him MR kamikaze.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CWB304 View Post
    I blame McCullum.
    I think the chain of scapegoatage goes

    Mike Hesson - for being an allround ****, though he may prove to be untouchable
    James Franklin - although he plays only a bit part he does that bit part incredibly poorly
    Chris Martin - because everyone knows when the batting fails it's best to drop a bowler


    Have to give McCullum the benefit of the doubt whether he deserves it or not

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    After Brownlie went there wasn't a lot of resistance.



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