Current pecker order?

Son Of Coco · 28-10-2012, 05:48 AM

Just in the India-Australia thread and there was some talk about the pecker size of the Australian fast bowlers.

What do you think the selectors current pecker order is and what is your pecker size?

Selectors
1 Ben Hilfenhaus ***
2 Len Pascoe
3 Ryan Harris
4 Dennis Lillee
5 Jeff Thomson
6 Merv Hughes
7 Glenn 'Line and Length' McGrath
8 Xavier Doherty
9 Jason 'Dizzy' Gillespie
10 Brett 'Jesus' Geeves
11 Nathan Hauritz
12 Mitchell Johnson

*** Hilfenhaus was out of the last game with a badly swollen foot, but I saw him in the dressing room earlier on today and it looked more like eight or nine inches to me.

benchmark00 · 28-10-2012, 05:50 AM

Yes!

NUFAN · 28-10-2012, 05:52 AM

lolers.

1. Peter Siddle

2 inches

NUFAN · 28-10-2012, 05:52 AM

From the ground

benchmark00 · 28-10-2012, 05:53 AM

Always said his length was too short.

Spikey · 28-10-2012, 06:16 AM

I've gone off the idea of a genuine pecker order of late anyway though - at least when you have a lot of peckers of a similar quality, which I think applies to Australia at the moment. Picking the blokes who compliment each other the best, work with the pitch the best and are fit/firing at the time works well

BoyBrumby · 28-10-2012, 06:30 AM

Once had a piss next to Bob Willis. Told him I'd always admired his length.

& that he had a decent sized cock, too.

Spikey · 28-10-2012, 06:31 AM

take it to the gay marriage thread ****

uvelocity · 28-10-2012, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Son Of Coco

8 Xavier Doherty

lol step away from the bottle coco pops

fredfertang · 28-10-2012, 11:52 AM

John Emburey is a very big lad by all accounts, though I have no personal knowledge of that

The Sean · 28-10-2012, 01:56 PM

I knew a bloke who once shared a urinal with Brian Charles Lara and reckons that he really IS the Prince of Port-of-Spain.

Monk · 28-10-2012, 08:35 PM

Ambrose and Garner.

The Office - black man's cock CZ sub - YouTube

Burgey · 28-10-2012, 09:18 PM

Jason Krezja would carry all before him.

But would struggle to hold his own.

Daemon · 28-10-2012, 09:21 PM

I know Tremlett isn't packing all that much from the infamous photo

Dan · 28-10-2012, 09:40 PM

Has to be Joel Garner, surely.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry Richards

After one particular WSC night game in Melbourne, we were having a quiet beer - a lot quieter, certainly, than whatever the young ladies at a table in the hotel lounge had been drinking for what was obviously an hour or three. They must have been celebrating something.

We must have been conspicuous, too. You don't often go anywhere with Joel 'Big Bird' Garner - all six foot seven of him - without attracting attention. Eventually, one of the girls approached us. "You're Joel Garner, aren't you?" she asked. "Yes, ma'am," Joel replied with customary courtesy.

"Look," she said, "We've noticed how tall you are. And you have big hands, big feet, long arms, long legs... What we're dying to know is, is everything else in proportion?"

"Lady," said 'Big Bird,' "If it was, I'd be eight foot six!"

(source: The Laugh's On Us: Cricket's Finest Tell Their Funniest)

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Spikey Cricket Web: All-Time Legend Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: All Glory To The Nev Posts: 24,007	I've gone off the idea of a genuine pecker order of late anyway though - at least when you have a lot of peckers of a similar quality, which I think applies to Australia at the moment. Picking the blokes who compliment each other the best, work with the pitch the best and are fit/firing at the time works well __________________ Indians can't bowl - Where has the rumour come from as I myself and many indian friends arwe competent fast bowlers ? With the English bid I said: Let us be brief. If you give back the Falkland Islands, which belong to us, you will get my vote. They then became sad and left

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BoyBrumby Englishman Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Doing the stance Posts: 42,612	Once had a piss next to Bob Willis. Told him I'd always admired his length. & that he had a decent sized cock, too. __________________ *- As featured in The Independent.* "This is not the time for namby-pamby promising youngsters who might just do something; not the time for building for the future. Pragmatism rules and they don't come more pragmatic than Rogers." - Victor Marks makes the case for stiff-legged and stiff-armed 35 year old left-handers in Ashes squads

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NUFAN International Coach Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NSW Posts: 13,726	lolers. 1. Peter Siddle 2 inches

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