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    Current pecker order?

    Just in the India-Australia thread and there was some talk about the pecker size of the Australian fast bowlers.

    What do you think the selectors current pecker order is and what is your pecker size?

    Selectors
    1 Ben Hilfenhaus ***
    2 Len Pascoe
    3 Ryan Harris
    4 Dennis Lillee
    5 Jeff Thomson
    6 Merv Hughes
    7 Glenn 'Line and Length' McGrath
    8 Xavier Doherty
    9 Jason 'Dizzy' Gillespie
    10 Brett 'Jesus' Geeves
    11 Nathan Hauritz
    12 Mitchell Johnson

    *** Hilfenhaus was out of the last game with a badly swollen foot, but I saw him in the dressing room earlier on today and it looked more like eight or nine inches to me.
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    Always said his length was too short.

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    I've gone off the idea of a genuine pecker order of late anyway though - at least when you have a lot of peckers of a similar quality, which I think applies to Australia at the moment. Picking the blokes who compliment each other the best, work with the pitch the best and are fit/firing at the time works well
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