Current pecker order?

[Jager]

"Imran Khan's coming in from the member's end, and there's a few female fans down there who'd like to get down to his member's end and face a couple of balls.

And he's hung like a rogue elephant too, Imran. I'll never forget on the 72/73 tour with the Rest of the World team, I was sharing a room with him, and one night he cracked one through the covers, and I can tell you that little hotel bed of his blew up to resemble one of those huge Pakistani marquees. And boy oh boy, was that something to behold."

[Monk]

Porkahstarni Morqueeees.

[vic_orthdox]

Has to be Joel Garner, surely.

The story is that Steve Waugh anointed Krezja as the clubhouse leader, pushing Big Bird back into second place.

[BoyBrumby]

On Soccer AM (football magazine show on Sky) they used to interview a different player every week and one of the questions they asked was "Who's the longest in the shower?"

Most of the foreign players missed the double entendre and said X or Y player takes ages in the shower and preening in front of the mirror, but the guy most frequently mentioned by the Brits was former Villa & Wolves keeper Michael Oakes, who's been compared favourably to a shire horse.

Ironically for such a massive ****, John Terry is supposedly gifted in that department too. Although Fat Frank reputedly has what we might politely call "reverse Jason Krezja syndrome".