Noted Class Act Jimmy Anderson Knocks Arrogant Michael Clarke Into Place

Spikey · 11-10-2012, 10:28 PM

I cuffed Michael Clarke in Adelaide dressing room, says James Anderson

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Some things that come to mind:

1. It's Tough Being Michael Clarke
2. Of course Clarke was acting arrogant following that match, dumbarse.
3. How can Anderson's teammates trust this thug anymore???
4.

Quote:

Now while Martyn was notorious for being someone who did not mix particularly well with his own teammates, and was not close to anyone, preferring to be something of a lone wolf, his bullish attitude nevertheless took me aback.

Martyn and Clarke were actually pretty good pals iirc.
5. Flower must be getting sick of these books
6. Seems like Anderson could have picked a better weapon than a pad

Spikey · 11-10-2012, 10:30 PM

also damien martyn isn't even a bigger wanker than hayden

Daemon · 11-10-2012, 10:38 PM

get drunk when you lose

get drunk when you win

tough life these english cricketers have

Spikey · 11-10-2012, 10:42 PM

Still, at least he didn't drive himself back to the hotel

LongHopCassidy · 11-10-2012, 11:03 PM

Spittin' chips this book isn't on Kindle yet.

uvelocity · 11-10-2012, 11:17 PM

"We were getting abused by crowds to an Olympic standard."

add him to the list of softcocks

Spikey · 11-10-2012, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uvelocity

"We were getting abused by crowds to an Olympic standard."

add him to the list of softcocks

Mike5181 · 11-10-2012, 11:19 PM

"We displayed complete disdain for the trust that had been placed in us, and such was our lack of self-respect that we sneaked into fast-food joint Hungry Jack's, Australia's Burger King, for breakfast before nabbing an hour's sleep. Hardly an ideal diet for an international sportsman, let alone one that was required on the bus for practice at 9 o'clock that morning."

Hitting Clarke with a pad and eating fast-food? What a rebel.

LongHopCassidy · 11-10-2012, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uvelocity

"We were getting abused by crowds to an Olympic standard."

add him to the list of softcocks

My gold medal's in the mail then?

uvelocity · 11-10-2012, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LongHopCassidy

My gold medal's in the mail then?

the suits gave you an unfair advantage

Monk · 11-10-2012, 11:36 PM

Complete tosser (Anderson).

Hope he gets a back injury. What a loser.

Also, anyone who pays to read this tabloid **** is a loser as well.

LongHopCassidy · 11-10-2012, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monk

Hope he gets a back injury. What a loser.

Preferably before July 2013.

Daemon · 11-10-2012, 11:43 PM

dick move to wish an injury on someone tbh

Spikey · 12-10-2012, 12:09 AM

yes but what about wishing it on anderson?

Daemon · 12-10-2012, 12:24 AM

i wish anderson had a dick

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Spikey Cricket Web: All-Time Legend Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: All Glory To The Nev Posts: 24,107	also damien martyn isn't even a bigger wanker than hayden

11-10-2012, 10:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
Daemon Cricketer Of The Year Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: . Posts: 8,788	get drunk when you lose get drunk when you win tough life these english cricketers have

11-10-2012, 10:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
Spikey Cricket Web: All-Time Legend Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: All Glory To The Nev Posts: 24,107	Still, at least he didn't drive himself back to the hotel

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Mike5181 International Regular Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: City of Sails Posts: 3,405	"We displayed complete disdain for the trust that had been placed in us, and such was our lack of self-respect that we sneaked into fast-food joint Hungry Jack's, Australia's Burger King, for breakfast before nabbing an hour's sleep. Hardly an ideal diet for an international sportsman, let alone one that was required on the bus for practice at 9 o'clock that morning." Hitting Clarke with a pad and eating fast-food? What a rebel.

11-10-2012, 11:36 PM	#11 (permalink)
Monk International Debutant Join Date: May 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 2,579	Complete tosser (Anderson). Hope he gets a back injury. What a loser. Also, anyone who pays to read this tabloid **** is a loser as well.

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Daemon Cricketer Of The Year Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: . Posts: 8,788	dick move to wish an injury on someone tbh

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Spikey Cricket Web: All-Time Legend Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: All Glory To The Nev Posts: 24,107	yes but what about wishing it on anderson?

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Daemon Cricketer Of The Year Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: . Posts: 8,788	i wish anderson had a dick

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