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    Noted Class Act Jimmy Anderson Knocks Arrogant Michael Clarke Into Place

    I cuffed Michael Clarke in Adelaide dressing room, says James Anderson

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    Some things that come to mind:

    1. It's Tough Being Michael Clarke
    2. Of course Clarke was acting arrogant following that match, dumbarse.
    3. How can Anderson's teammates trust this thug anymore???
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    Now while Martyn was notorious for being someone who did not mix particularly well with his own teammates, and was not close to anyone, preferring to be something of a lone wolf, his bullish attitude nevertheless took me aback.
    Martyn and Clarke were actually pretty good pals iirc.
    5. Flower must be getting sick of these books
    6. Seems like Anderson could have picked a better weapon than a pad
    Indians can't bowl - Where has the rumour come from as I myself and many indian friends arwe competent fast bowlers ?

    With the English bid I said: Let us be brief. If you give back the Falkland Islands, which belong to us, you will get my vote. They then became sad and left

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    also damien martyn isn't even a bigger wanker than hayden

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    get drunk when you lose

    get drunk when you win

    tough life these english cricketers have

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    Still, at least he didn't drive himself back to the hotel



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    Spittin' chips this book isn't on Kindle yet.
    "The Australian cricket captain is the Prime Minister Australia wishes it had. Steve Waugh is that man, Michael Clarke is not." - Jarrod Kimber

    RIP Fardin Qayyumi and Craig Walsh - true icons of CricketWeb.

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    "We were getting abused by crowds to an Olympic standard."

    add him to the list of softcocks
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    I just love all kinds of balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uvelocity View Post
    "We were getting abused by crowds to an Olympic standard."

    add him to the list of softcocks

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    "We displayed complete disdain for the trust that had been placed in us, and such was our lack of self-respect that we sneaked into fast-food joint Hungry Jack's, Australia's Burger King, for breakfast before nabbing an hour's sleep. Hardly an ideal diet for an international sportsman, let alone one that was required on the bus for practice at 9 o'clock that morning."

    Hitting Clarke with a pad and eating fast-food? What a rebel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uvelocity View Post
    "We were getting abused by crowds to an Olympic standard."

    add him to the list of softcocks
    My gold medal's in the mail then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LongHopCassidy View Post
    My gold medal's in the mail then?
    the suits gave you an unfair advantage

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    Complete tosser (Anderson).

    Hope he gets a back injury. What a loser.

    Also, anyone who pays to read this tabloid **** is a loser as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monk View Post
    Hope he gets a back injury. What a loser.
    Preferably before July 2013.

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    dick move to wish an injury on someone tbh

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    yes but what about wishing it on anderson?

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    i wish anderson had a dick

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