Bit bored and panicking about something so launching a perhaps pointless thread (aren't all threads pointless?). Place the quote to the man and time and then explain why it was one of the most unintentionally amusing moments in cricket.
"I would have...[long pause]"
I will be extremely impressed if anyone can place it.
Second one, very difficult but won't be quite as impressed
"Haha, Hansie made it for me".
If someone can explain why this raised a laugh, I will be both impressed and grateful.