Very, very tough, but given that it looks like we'll have to put up with Ravi's bull**** for decades to come, I'm going for him.
Has to be Cronje
CAPE TOWN ARE YOU READY TO PARTAYYYY
'It is hard to recall a batsman quite so serene, so unrushed, so unflappable.' Chris Ryan on ... look to the left. Ahhhh.
Quarter-final 3 Results:
Hansie Cronje - 9
Ravi Shastri - 6
I say you are just jealous! All of you!
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"The Australian cricket captain is the Prime Minister Australia wishes it had. Steve Waugh is that man, Michael Clarke is not." - Jarrod Kimber
RIP Fardin Qayyumi and Craig Walsh - true icons of CricketWeb.
Quarter-final, Battle 4
Sir Ian Botham (England)
- Single-handedly fracturing Somerset (and taking Viv Richards with him) with schoolboy antics
- Designated troll of Sky commentary team
- At least two extramarital affairs
- Beating up people on airlines
- Called out for racist abuse and ball tampering by Imran Khan, and then losing the defamation case he filed because it was true
- Reaffirming his captaincy credentials (0:55)
"Obvious, oafish and banal." - Simon Barnes on Botham's commentary
"Pakistan is the sort of country to send your mother in-law to for as long as possible, all expenses paid." - Botham before the 1992 World Cup final, whereupon he made a duck and went for 6 an over
"What have you done, what have you done?" "I've run you out, you ****." - Botham clarifies things to Geoff Boycott
"I told him that the people around him had caused his paranoia. Botham did things in that period and afterwards that I will never forgive or forget – never." - Peter Roebuck
"Babe, you ain't seen nothing yet! The mighty Beefy sword awaits ... and that's just for starters." - Botham in an e-mail to his mistress
"Good job I had an understanding wife." - In an interview after said e-mail was leaked
“[Botham was] in no way inhibited by a capacity to over-intellectualise.” - Frances Edmonds, wife of Phil
"Botham's idea of team spirit and motivation was to squirt a water pistol at someone and go and get pissed."- Ray Illingworth
"The only thing Botham would know about dawn runs is staggering back from the pub." - Graham Gooch
"At one point it looked like he’d found me a role in a movie, playing a psychopathic killer, but it never got made." - Botham recalls his meeting with film director Tim Hudson
"We hadn't half his talent, so what were we supposed to think?" - Peter Willey on Botham's twattish behaviour on a West Indies tour
Mohammad Asif (Pakistan)
- Suspended for being a drug cheat (exonerated after a lengthly boo-****ing-hoo), 2006
- Suspended for being a drug cheat, 2009
- Third stooge of the spot fixing scandal
- Drug smuggling in the UAE
- Attempted extortion of his fiance
- Hide yo kids, hide yo wife
"I didn't do anything wrong. There was one no-ball and, whatever the scenario was behind it, I described it in the court. There are lots of things and it will be in my book, which will be launched very soon." - Foreword to Asif: It's Tough Being Me
"It is hard to see how this could be an isolated occurrence for you." - Justice Cooke hands down his judgment on the above quote
"I love cricket: it is something that runs through me in my veins and my blood." - Along with THC
"I seriously expected a bravery award after what I have done." - Asif's ex-girlfriend after testifying on his spot-fixing
"He is a friendly and nice guy. I was shocked to hear about the allegations, so I dropped him from the film." - Bollywood director about Asif starring in a movie promoting friendship between India and Pakistan
"It is definite that he committed the crime as he was caught red-handed ... however in certain cases and for a faster litigation process the Public Prosecution drops a case due to insignificance and deports the suspect." - PCB, who else?
"Mohammad Asif is a superstar of Pakistan and we should not leave him alone over there [Dubai] and should not spare any effort to bring him back. We request the president and the premier to intervene in the matter and bring back the superstar." - Pakistani senator Zafar Iqbal Chaudhary
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Has to be Asif, at least Botham has some redeem factors about him Asif has none.
#J.Hobbs; #L.Hutton; #D.Bradman; #V.Richards; #G.Sobers; #A.Border; #A.Gilchrist; #K.Miller; #I.Khan; #S.Warne; #M.Marshall;
RIP Craig Walsh (Craig) 1985-2012
Proudly supporting the #2 cricketer of all time.
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