Go Back   Cricket Web > Cricket Discussion > Cricket Chat



Finding Seams on Apples - Order Your Copy!


Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 19-08-2012, 08:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
International Debutant
 
Monk's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,550
The "Loose" XI

Gamblers, cheaters, fools, sexters, texters etc.

Sid Barnes- Combined weirdness with skill like few others.
WG Grace- Cheater, would replace the bails after being bowled. Old world charm? Nup, cheat.
KP- Texting someone he shouldn't, and being a tool.
Mark Waugh- Cash for "weather" reports.
Hansie Cronje- Took bribes, then died.
Chris Lewis- Dobbed on teammates for something, then got sprung smuggling cocaine.
Rod Marsh- Bet against his own team in a live match.
Shane Warne- Sexting nurses, diet pills from his mum.
Colin Croft- Toured apartheid SA as a black man. Way to go!
Dennis Lillee- Bet against his own team in a live match.
Mohammed Asif- Took $$ to bowl no-balls. Sullied the fine (*cough*) name of Pakistani cricket.
Monk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 19-08-2012, 08:49 PM   #2 (permalink)
International 12th Man
 
blahblahblah's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: As always, my room
Posts: 1,731
no aamer or azharuddin?


they r the most talented among those to be banned
blahblahblah is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 19-08-2012, 08:50 PM   #3 (permalink)
International 12th Man
 
blahblahblah's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: As always, my room
Posts: 1,731
ah! now i get it, it's pun intended
blahblahblah is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 19-08-2012, 09:37 PM   #4 (permalink)
International Debutant
 
kyear2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: w.i
Posts: 2,490
Azahar over Waugh for me. Always a bit surprised on well Croft is treated by Former players considering how he left the team.
__________________
1st XI
Hutton | Hobbs | Bradman | Richards | Tendulkar | Sobers | Gilchrist | Khan | Marshall | Warne | McGrath
2nd XI
Sutcliffe | Gavaskar | Headley | Chappell | Lara | Kallis | Miller | Knott | Ambrose | Lillee | Muralitharan
3rd XI
Greenidge | Morris | Ponting | Pollock | Hammond | Worrell | Ames | Hadlee | Holding | Trueman | O'Reilly
4th XI
Richards | Simpson | Sangakkara | Weekes | Border | Walcott | Botham | Lindwall | Laker | Garner | Barnes
kyear2 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 19-08-2012, 10:09 PM   #5 (permalink)
Cricketer Of The Year
 
Daemon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: .
Posts: 8,736
Rauf
Daemon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 19-08-2012, 10:59 PM   #6 (permalink)
International 12th Man
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Wellington, NZ
Posts: 1,610
Lack of Warwick Armstrong is surpriing considering he once bowled two consecutive overs while captain having just successfully protested an English declaration for being illegal under obscure rules. Also vaguely remember hearing he usede the morally dubious (but at the time perfectly legal) method of spending 15 minutes trial bowling to run out time and stop England from getting the 20 runs they needed (with plenty of wickets in hand) to level an ashes series.
Michaelf7777777 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 19-08-2012, 11:16 PM   #7 (permalink)
International Coach
 
HeathDavisSpeed's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Rummaging through Iain O'Brien's dustbins.
Posts: 12,885
Salim Malik.
__________________
>>>>>>WHHOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHH>>>>>>
Fascist Dictator of the Heath Davis Appreciation Society
Supporting Petone's Finest since the very start - Iain O'Brien
Adam Wheater - Another batsman off the Essex production line
Also Supporting the All Time #1 Batsman of All Time Ever - Jacques Kallis and the much maligned Peter Siddle.


Vimes tells it how it is:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Samuel_Vimes View Post
Heath worryingly quick.
HeathDavisSpeed is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 20-08-2012, 06:52 AM   #8 (permalink)
International Captain
 
Pup Clarke's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 5,983
KP? I could probably think of a dozen 'shadier' cricketers than him.
__________________
Proud member of the Twenty20 is boring society


E-Mail - liamhowgate@yahoo.co.uk
MSN - liamhowgate@hotmail.com
Pup Clarke is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 20-08-2012, 06:59 AM   #9 (permalink)
International Coach
 
grecian's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Hanging on !
Posts: 11,260
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pup Clarke View Post
KP? I could probably think of a dozen 'shadier' cricketers than him.
No fan of KP myself (I know everyone's shocked) but anyone involved in match-fixing get's ahead of him, TBH not wildly happy about rebel tourists either. Oh underarm too. Oh and Warnes gun for the sexting nurses obvs.
__________________
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.
Walt Whitman
grecian is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 20-08-2012, 07:55 AM   #10 (permalink)
Cricketer Of The Year
 
Agent Nationaux's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: UK
Posts: 8,265
Shoaib Akhtar.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
Yeah, look, it gives me a pain deep inside my uterus to admit it, but it's Ajmal until such time as we get a working throwing law again.
Never in a million years would I have thought Brumby to admit this!!!!!!
Agent Nationaux is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 20-08-2012, 12:41 PM   #11 (permalink)
U19 Debutant
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: USA
Posts: 376
how about having a "doctor" instead of a "fixer" ? many of them in the team already..I would go for John "Vaseline" Lever
doesitmatter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 20-08-2012, 01:08 PM   #12 (permalink)
Global Moderator
 
Prince EWS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: New South Wales
Posts: 37,686
SA Fritz
T Chetty (wk)
SM Benade
CL Tryon
D van Niekerk
Y van der Westhuizen
M Kapp
M du Preez (c)
S Loubser
S Ismail
MM Letsoalo
__________________
~ Cribbage
Prince EWS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 20-08-2012, 01:22 PM   #13 (permalink)
Cricket Web Staff Member
 
fredfertang's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: high dudgeon
Posts: 9,711
OP a little harsh on Sid Barnes
fredfertang is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 20-08-2012, 01:30 PM   #14 (permalink)
Request Your Custom Title Now!
 
benchmark00's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Vote 1 Tangy
Posts: 30,097
Quote:
Originally Posted by Prince EWS View Post
SA Fritz
T Chetty (wk)
SM Benade
CL Tryon
D van Niekerk
Y van der Westhuizen
M Kapp
M du Preez (c)
S Loubser
S Ismail
MM Letsoalo
__________________
Parmi | #1 draft pick | Jake King is **** | PM me for my list of CW posters you shouldn't talk cricket with in Cricket Chat
Come and Paint Turtle
Quote:
Originally Posted by dontcloseyoureyes View Post
The members of this site surely realise that they pretty much copy everything m00pheh does or says? Nearly every acronym used on this site was invented in msn group convos 5 years ago. Anyone remember DAC?

You're all in a cult ffs.
benchmark00 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 21-08-2012, 05:03 AM   #15 (permalink)
International Captain
 
Migara's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Colombo, SL
Posts: 5,175
Gamblers, cheaters, fools, sexters, texters etc.

Navjot Sidhu - Killed a man in anger and covered his arse using the celebrity status he had.
WG Grace- Cheater, would replace the bails after being bowled. Old world charm? Nup, cheat.
M Azhar-ud-din - "Fixer"
Salim Malik - "Fixer"
Hansie Cronje- Took bribes, then died.
Chris Lewis- Dobbed on teammates for something, then got sprung smuggling cocaine.
Rod Marsh- Bet against his own team in a live match.
Shane Warne- Sexting nurses, diet pills from his mum.
Dennis Lillee- Bet against his own team in a live match.
Mohammed Asif- Took $$ to bowl no-balls. Sullied the fine (*cough*) name of Pakistani cricket.
Mohammed Amir - Fixer
__________________
Diuretics are used to look good at TV shows

I played for 20 years in the Lankan team, I did not have any problems as a Tamil - Muralidaran
Migara is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -6. The time now is 01:17 PM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
SEO by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
Copyright ©2001 - 2011, Cricket Web