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Old 05-09-2011, 06:10 AM   #1 (permalink)
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...& women, tbf.

I've recently experienced a strange phenomenon which has hitherto never happened to me in nearly 30 years as a cricket fan which I thought I'd share:

I find myself feeling quite pleased Australia are doing well.

There, I've said it. Shocking confession to make, but I feel I'm amongst friends here.

Now this is patently abnormal behaviour for any English cricket fan; usually Australian defeats are like oxygen to us; we need them to function. However one noted there was rather a lot of revisionism from some quarters following the 2010/11 Ashes, suggesting Australia weren't actually much good and England were no more than a decent side who essentially had to turn up to win.

Well, now.

Following yer crim's win in SL featuring (count them) no fewer than 9 who played in that series Australia suddenly look a whole lot less turd than one or two might've otherwise suggested.

Obviously one doesn't want Australia to get to the stage where they might beat us again but, inasmuch as it paints our winter wondertour in a more favourable light, I can't quite shake off this alien feeling.

Am I alone? Ill? Have any of my countrymen (or women) found themselves stricken with this malady?
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Old 05-09-2011, 06:18 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-09-2011, 06:20 AM   #3 (permalink)
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However one noted there was rather a lot of revisionism from some quarters following the 2010/11 Ashes, suggesting Australia weren't actually much good and England were no more than a decent side who essentially had to turn up to win.
One suspected that this particular line of reasoning was guff at the time. Since then, I think England having gone on to knock the sage & onion out of all but one of the top 6 sides in the last year answers it rather better.
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Old 05-09-2011, 06:27 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Agree, they were never anywhere near as bad as what was made out, it is just that England are in top form and have become a very good team that makes good teams look ****e.
As far as Australia goes, the lower they sink the better.
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One suspected that this particular line of reasoning was guff at the time. Since then, I think England having gone on to knock the sage & onion out of all but one of the top 6 sides in the last year answers it rather better.
Its true, after all they did go over to India and give a pretty decent account of themselves just prior to our own series with them (as we all know, they should really have finished them off in the first Test), and have now returned to the subcontinent and proceeded to trounce Sri Lanka in their own First Test.

Things like this are often forgotten when England miraculously manage to beat someone - has to be the quality of the opposition in question. I think people are coming round to it now, though, after another demolition job against India.
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Old 05-09-2011, 06:29 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 05-09-2011, 06:39 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Its true, after all they did go over to India and give a pretty decent account of themselves just prior to our own series with them (as we all know, they should really have finished them off in the first Test), and have now returned to the subcontinent and proceeded to trounce Sri Lanka in their own First Test.

Things like this are often forgotten when England miraculously manage to beat someone - has to be the quality of the opposition in question. I think people are coming round to it now, though, after another demolition job against India.
What's amazed me most of all is the number of world class players found to be completely "out of form" when they happen to play England.
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Old 05-09-2011, 06:43 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Following yer crim's win in SL featuring (count them) no fewer than 9 who played in that series Australia suddenly look a whole lot less turd than one or two might've otherwise suggested.

but see SL suck more than we do. they literally don't have a bowling attack, we just picked the wrong one in every match

and i've said before on here (i think) that picking two people who shouldn't've been picked in every match perhaps Perth was the biggest reason we lost, so the bolded means nothing
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but see SL suck more than we do. they literally don't have a bowling attack, we just picked the wrong one in every match

and i've said before on here (i think) that picking two people who shouldn't've been picked in every match perhaps Perth was the biggest reason we lost, so the bolded means nothing
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ftr. and then we can talk about hughes, and the fitness of clarke, ponting, katich* & dougeh

*had his injury going into Adl. Suppose it makes you wonder why on earth Watson called that run.
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I see your point Brumbers, but then I thought of 1989, 1990/91, 1993, 1994/95, 1997, 1998/99, 2001 and 2002/03 and thought **** it the answer has to be no bloody way - keep them down there as long as possible because you just know some Border/Waugh type is waiting around the corner ready to restore normal service
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but see SL suck more than we do. they literally don't have a bowling attack, we just picked the wrong one in every match

and i've said before on here (i think) that picking two people who shouldn't've been picked in every match perhaps Perth was the biggest reason we lost, so the bolded means nothing
No arguments about the Lankan bowling; they would have to improve considerably to become dire.

Think you have to give some credit to England beyond Australia's (admittedly rib-ticklingly hilarious) selection policy. In fact one could argue your batting in SL is weaker than it was against England (or in the first two tests at least) thanks to the summary dismissal of Katich. Connoisseurs of irony will have noted that the two biggest scores in the first innings were made by the two batsmen of similar vintage to the great man.
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