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Do you love Alastair Cook?

Do you love Cook?


  • Total voters
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Top_Cat

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I'll let you all use your imaginations, no matter where your brain takes you, it makes my point.

*steeples fingers*
 

smash84

The Tiger King
That, and we're not all ****ing gayers. No offence to Steven Davies BTW.
Would kill for him in any team I was in but I'd rather watch him **** than bat.
:laugh:

Even if he **** for 12 hours? I doubt Alistair's ever had a bout of the green apple splatters myself.
The filter is quite obstructive in this instance- I'm not quite sure whether T_C is expressing a preference for regular porn or the particularly nasty variety.
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

This thread has turned hilarious
 

ankitj

Hall of Fame Member
Women seem to think he is cute. Telling you that on the basis of a sample of 1 (other than four_or_six)
 

Bun

Banned
Can't not... perhaps the first fully english thoroughbred since goochy... always have ha a spl place for him after that Essex vs Aus 05 game... wwill go places
 

Burgey

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Surprised this isn't commented on more, actually. Is quite the Adonis, Cooky. Male model level prettiness.
I think he looks like Herman Munster. Dark circles under his eyes and all.

Still, his temperament is wonderful really. He reminds me of Mark
Taylor in a way, in that he can be beaten any number of times but is unflappable really. Doesn't have as many shots as a young Tub, and looks a bit ungainly - his defensive technique is more a gangly Hayden than a compact Tubby, but as I said, his mindset is fantastic.

Should have gotten on with it yesterday though. He could have been back I'm the hotel if the correct tactics had been adopted :ph34r:
 
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MW1304

Cricketer Of The Year
Admittedly his batting is an acquired taste but I do enjoy his back foot play - a certain languid elegance to it I think. Can't say the same for his defensive technique and his front foot drives, though. And to enjoy his game you must be an avid fan of the leave.
 

Uppercut

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As top-quality batsmen go he's probably one of my least favourite to watch but I do love his pull in front of square.
 

angad

U19 12th Man
His body language, batting style, his overall presence on field, face looks like been erased, total emptiness, like compulsive masturbator and he doesnt sweat FFS. Has no charisma at all. He belongs to Hugo Boss supermodeling not cricket.
 

zaremba

Cricketer Of The Year
His body language, batting style, his overall presence on field, face looks like been erased, total emptiness, like compulsive masturbator and he doesnt sweat FFS. Has no charisma at all. He belongs to Hugo Boss supermodeling not cricket.
Whatever could it be that turns you so strongly against this chap who just scored 294 against your team?
 

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