smack heef over cow imo
Overrated XI M Bracewell, Burns, Rahane, Don Voges, Bairstow, Alecz Day, Donovan Grobelaar, Luke Ronchi, Faulkner, Dan Christian, Permaulone day NZ will bring chappell to his knees in a puddle of his own tears and you'll see Phlegm on his belly greedily tasting every delicious tear before watching the hope fade from that old ****s eyes.
I don't even bowl these days, so I'm ****ing useless unless you need an extra fielder. That said, I have filled in for that team a couple of times in recent years. Nearly got the call to fill in for the seconds today, told them to **** right off and let the youngsters do the hard work.
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Let's just say that Britwell have a lot more to worry about than the boundary. I didn't think it was possible for our 2nd XI to beat a team by 10 wickets but apparently it is.
It seems like 90% of the wickets in the county are hideously slow and horribly tough to bat on. We were bowled out for 99 today in 41 overs (my contribution being a 17-ball 1, which ended with an inswinging yorker - although the fact that I was batting out of my crease to try dealing with the wicket probably didn't help). This then proved ample as Oxenford collapsed from 41/2 to 84 all out in 44 overs. I kept pretty well for a first game of the season, with only two byes and two catches - one outside edge that kicked off the collapse and one top-edged skier that ended proceedings. I was also convinced I had another but despite the noise I didn't get it!
Our lot defended 105 today. I'd like to think my 16 over stint for 12 was invaluable.
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First game 6-2-14-1 crocked knee and dodgy foot though. Oh, and we lost!!
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double weekend for us this weekend in the 2nd's- won yest in league after having opposition at 8-8, we started messing around and they got to 42 which we knocked off having lost four wickets and beat the top team in our divison in the cup today..1&19for me so getting better as the weekend went on but long way to go yet...still main thing is 1sts, 2nds,3rds and u13's won this weekend
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First tie of the season today - U10 County v U11 District XI - 136 all after 40 overs, and a 39-run last stand from the Districts which ought to have won it but for a one-short off the penultimate ball of the final over...
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