English bowlers in Aussie conditions are going to be destroyed for the most part.
Rejecting 'analysis by checklist' and 'skill absolutism' since Dec '09
Rejecting 'selection deontology' since Mar '15
Moeen is a perfectly fine bowler FFS
Williamson's getting some decent turn he just has to tighten up a little bit.
I got great enjoyment shouting "WHY THE **** ISN'T THIS GAME BEING PLAYED AT THE BASIN?!>!?!?" to reasonably significant cheers from the sparse crowdOverrated XI Warner, Rutherford, Steve Smith, Rahane, Bairstow, Alecz Day, Donovan Grobelaar, Luke Ronchi, Faulkner, Dan Christian, Permaulone day NZ will bring chappell to his knees in a puddle of his own tears and you'll see Phlegm on his belly greedily tasting every delicious tear before watching the hope fade from that old ****s eyes.
They're going to get some treatment during the Ashes, it'll be awesome.
We should give Martin 1-2 overs with the old ball to see if he can get any reverse.
On a man-for-man basis the only players I'd take from the English team are Swann, KP and Bell (for North and Hussey). Perhaps Broad but that's a long-shot.
EDIT: @Athlai, I'm going to make a twitter account in a week or so just for that.
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