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Broad cops up a bit of trouble.

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Idiot. Ban please. Haider wasn't even going anywhere. The English bowlers were just getting pissed off with his habit of holding the pose after his strokes.
 

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Broad could murder a child and his fans would still defend him tbh.
Jono said:
English history of this to. Simon Jones to Hayden
Announcer: General Electric Films presents.. "Batsmen Harassment and You", a handy guide to Test match etiquette.

Back in the old days, Test cricket was a man's domain. Today, life is not as simple. Test cricket is filled with working batsmen, with corresponding breasts and ******s.

As a bowler, you want to throw balls at all of them. But throwing a ball at a batsman in Tests should be done with extreme caution to avoid a ban.

Here's the wrong way to approach a Test batsman.


Simon: [ showing his nervous enthusiasm ] Hey, Matt! You looked pretty good today. Maybe we should have lunch sometime.



Announcer: Uh-oh! That didn't go over well. Hello, ban.



Now, here's the right way:



Freddie: Hey, Brett. You looked pretty hot today. Maybe we should have lunch sometime.

Brett: [ caught off guard, but pleased ] Oh. Well, great.

Freddie: How about tomorrow?

Brett: Okay!

Freddie: Great! See you then! [ squeezes Brett's left breast before he exits ]

Announcer: See? It can be done. You can touch balls with Test batsmen without being banned, by following a few simple rules:

1. Be Handsome..

2. Be Attractive..

3. Don't Be Unattractive.


[ fade to credits ]
 
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Announcer: General Electric Films presents.. "Batsmen Harassment and You", a handy guide to Test match etiquette.

Back in the old days, Test cricket was a man's domain. Today, life is not as simple. Test cricket is filled with working batsmen, with corresponding breasts and ******s.

As a bowler, you want to throw balls at all of them. But throwing a ball at a batsman in Tests should be done with extreme caution to avoid a ban.

Here's the wrong way to approach a Test batsman.


Simon: [ showing his nervous enthusiasm ] Hey, Matt! You looked pretty good today. Maybe we should have lunch sometime.



Announcer: Uh-oh! That didn't go over well. Hello, ban.



Now, here's the right way:



Freddie: Hey, Brett. You looked pretty hot today. Maybe we should have lunch sometime.

Brett: [ caught off guard, but pleased ] Oh. Well, great.

Freddie: How about tomorrow?

Brett: Okay!

Freddie: Great! See you then! [ squeezes Brett's left breast before he exits ]

Announcer: See? It can be done. You can touch balls with Test batsmen without being banned, by following a few simple rules:

1. Be Handsome..

2. Be Attractive..

3. Don't Be Unattractive.


[ fade to credits ]
I thought about a witty reply to this but all I could come up with was :laugh:

As for the incident - yeah. Stupid.
 

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BREAKING NEWS :

ICC have ruled that as punishment for England's petulant behavior, Pakistan will be allowed target practise at three of the worst offenders with cricket balls, tomatoes and rotten eggs with a slight concession made to allow the targets some protection.

 

Jono

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Cook's legs are apeish when compared to his arms and bare chest (no doubt shaved)
 

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LOL, I was just about to say the same. Can't bear to look at it for more than 2 seconds at a time.
 

Athlai

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Announcer: General Electric Films presents.. "Batsmen Harassment and You", a handy guide to Test match etiquette.

Back in the old days, Test cricket was a man's domain. Today, life is not as simple. Test cricket is filled with working batsmen, with corresponding breasts and ******s.

As a bowler, you want to throw balls at all of them. But throwing a ball at a batsman in Tests should be done with extreme caution to avoid a ban.

Here's the wrong way to approach a Test batsman.


Simon: [ showing his nervous enthusiasm ] Hey, Matt! You looked pretty good today. Maybe we should have lunch sometime.



Announcer: Uh-oh! That didn't go over well. Hello, ban.



Now, here's the right way:



Freddie: Hey, Brett. You looked pretty hot today. Maybe we should have lunch sometime.

Brett: [ caught off guard, but pleased ] Oh. Well, great.

Freddie: How about tomorrow?

Brett: Okay!

Freddie: Great! See you then! [ squeezes Brett's left breast before he exits ]

Announcer: See? It can be done. You can touch balls with Test batsmen without being banned, by following a few simple rules:

1. Be Handsome..

2. Be Attractive..

3. Don't Be Unattractive.


[ fade to credits ]
 
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haha, yeah. Out funny's my post, tbh. Classic pic, you just know he was thinking that at the time.
 

Athlai

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Reckon BFJ would want us all to remember who the real bad boy is today in interntional cricket.
 

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