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    zaremba has last doughnut

    Let me see...

    You will all recall that before tea time yesterday I was saying that doughnuts are healthy, nutritious and delicious. Now, I have eaten the last doughnut and am happy to announce that I was proved correct on all three counts (except health and nutrition).

    I also wish to retract my previous threads, "Zaremba hits out against doughnuts",
    "Where now for disgraced doughnut-eaters?"; and "Why this is positively the last time that I will ever start a thread about doughnuts."

    Mmmm, doughnuts.

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    Very nicely played.

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    Yeah, but no one will read it owing to mass ignore functionage.

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    When I saw Rich had replied I was 95% sure he was going to be talking in depth about the nutritious values of doughnuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zaremba View Post
    Let me see...

    You will all recall that before tea time yesterday I was saying that doughnuts are healthy, nutritious and delicious. Now, I have eaten the last doughnut and am happy to announce that I was proved correct on all three counts (except health and nutrition).

    I also wish to retract my previous threads, "Zaremba hits out against doughnuts",
    "Where now for disgraced doughnut-eaters?"; and "Why this is positively the last time that I will ever start a thread about doughnuts."

    Mmmm, doughnuts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uppercut View Post
    When I saw Rich had replied I was 95% sure he was going to be talking in depth about the nutritious values of doughnuts.
    Sometimes it's scary how you read my mind, partially... but no, doughnuts are not among the many things I've recently taken acute note of the nutrition info of, partly because I try to avoid consuming them with enough regularity for it to matter!

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    Gonna have to hit Greggs tomorrow, this thread has given me a craving for donuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard View Post
    Sometimes it's scary how you read my mind, partially... but no, doughnuts are not among the many things I've recently taken acute note of the nutrition info of, partly because I try to avoid consuming them with enough regularity for it to matter!
    Haha, it's just something you do. Reply to a post that was obviously in jest (and you know it's in jest) completely seriously, raising real points on the issue. Always makes me chuckle.

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