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    Afridi The Cheat Strikes again

    Once again Afridi is guilty of cheating, how long before the authorities actually impose some proper sanctions on repeat offenders?

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    I'm personally wondering when the first "but Jimmeh got away with it" post will appear
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeraintIsMyHero View Post
    I'm personally wondering when the first "but Jimmeh got away with it" post will appear
    Jimmy didn't stand in the middle of an empty strip and spin on his spikes when the rest of the players were off the field fearing an explosion.

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    Afridi's not a cheat. He clearly simply mistook the cricket ball for an apple.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HGB1892 View Post
    Jimmy didn't stand in the middle of an empty strip and spin on his spikes when the rest of the players were off the field fearing an explosion.
    Haha, you misunderstand me tbh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uppercut View Post
    Afridi's not a cheat. He clearly simply mistook the cricket ball for an apple.
    Could have been a legitimate defence in tests :
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    An onion?
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    Sometimes I think Afridi may actually be insane though.

    Like there's cheating, and then there's just being outrageous.

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    Missed the video - hopefully it will be online somewhere soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt79 View Post
    An onion?
    When you see the incident you'll realise it's a genuine possibility.

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    Yeah, for those who haven't seen it, it's actually worse than just "biting the ball" sounds. You'd probably hear that and think he chewed off a loose thread or something between his front teeth, but he actually put about half the ball in his mouth and started gnawing on it. He didn't even try to hide it; he did it in really plain sight.

    As Jono said, it was completely outrageous.
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    FFS. Maybe he was just hungry. Lay off the accusations. Ijaz Butt doesn't take these sort of insults lying down.
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    There must be a sensible explanation for this kinda behaviour.... let's see. Hmmm, had Cam White been rubbing the ball on his crotch just before this happened?

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    Not guilty, IMHO. Poor ****'s clearly been reduced to such penury following his outrageous exclusion from the IPL he's reduced to gnawing leather for sustenance.

    Blame the BCCI.
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    YouTube - Shahid Afridi eating cricket ball

    Video for anyone who hasn't seen it.

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