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Thread: Key Ashes Figures as Harry Potter Characters

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    Key Ashes Figures as Harry Potter Characters

    After my thoughts on Graham Onions' resemblance to Neville Longbottom, I (with some help from Hakon) starting thinking about which roles in the Harry Potter series are being filled by players in this series. It's more about their role, than their appearance, now.

    (This is obviously filled with spoilers.)

    Andrew Flintoff as Harry Potter
    The key figure in the fight for good - the hero of the saga.

    James Anderson as Ron Weasley
    The right-hand-man in the quest - in the past has been a bit useless, but now does well. Gets the hot girl.

    Paul Collingwood as Hermione Granger
    Really important to fighting against evil, but nobody particularly wants to acknowledge it. Works very hard, is good at the job she's given, but it doesn't feel right if she's in charge. (No Stuart Broad jokes)

    Graham Onions as Neville Longbottom
    He looks like him. And is also not particularly threating in appearance, but is able to chop off the top part of your order/snake

    Stuart Broad as Ginny Weasley
    Looks pretty, the important people seem to love them, but what do they actually do?

    Michael Vaughan as Albus Dumbledore
    The former leader, who has had great success in the past - but is no longer around. Has had other achievements, but will be most remembered for battling against the dark forces

    Kevin Pietersen as Severus Snape
    He's good, no wait he's South Africanevil, no good, no South Africanevil. Used to be in charge, but had to hand the reins over.

    Andrew Strauss as Minerva McGonagall
    Now in charge of the good side, but everyone really preferred the other bloke.

    Steve Harmison as Hagrid
    He's a big bloke, isn't he!

    Ravi Bopara as Terry Boot
    Who?

    Ian Bell as Dennis Creevey
    Are you sure you're old enough to be here, mate?

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    Ricky Ponting as Lord Voldemort
    The Dark Lord, the leader of all evil in the world.

    Shane Watson as Bellatrix Lestrange
    Fights for the forces of evil, yet is strangely, and unexplainably, ridiculously attractive

    Mitchell Johnson as Draco Malfoy
    Was given a job to do. Couldn't do it. However, the Dark Lord doesn't want to replace him, so someone else has to do the job for him

    Troy Cooley as Peter Pettigrew
    Used to be on the good side, but betrayed his friends to join the Dark Lord

    Ben Hilfenhaus as Fenrir Greyback
    Needs a shave



    Add any additions as you see fit
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    Or something.

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    Are you insinuating that James Anderson and Paul Collingwood are gay?

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    Not particularly. That wasn't really the point.

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    Stuart Broad is blatantly Draco Malfoy. In fact im pretty sure he was a body double in one of the earlier films
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamee999 View Post
    It's more about their role, than their appearance, now.
    imo

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    Quote Originally Posted by dontcloseyoureyes View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by dontcloseyoureyes View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamee999 View Post
    Someone's upset that Watto didn't get top billing.
    Haha, you're ****ing dreaming if you think I read more than the title of this thread.

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