Key Ashes Figures as Harry Potter Characters

Jamee999 · 31-07-2009, 10:02 AM

After my thoughts on Graham Onions' resemblance to Neville Longbottom, I (with some help from Hakon) starting thinking about which roles in the Harry Potter series are being filled by players in this series. It's more about their role, than their appearance, now.

(This is obviously filled with spoilers.)

Andrew Flintoff as Harry Potter
The key figure in the fight for good - the hero of the saga.

James Anderson as Ron Weasley
The right-hand-man in the quest - in the past has been a bit useless, but now does well. Gets the hot girl.

Paul Collingwood as Hermione Granger
Really important to fighting against evil, but nobody particularly wants to acknowledge it. Works very hard, is good at the job she's given, but it doesn't feel right if she's in charge. (No Stuart Broad jokes)

Graham Onions as Neville Longbottom
He looks like him. And is also not particularly threating in appearance, but is able to chop off the top part of your order/snake

Stuart Broad as Ginny Weasley
Looks pretty, the important people seem to love them, but what do they actually do?

Michael Vaughan as Albus Dumbledore
The former leader, who has had great success in the past - but is no longer around. Has had other achievements, but will be most remembered for battling against the dark forces

Kevin Pietersen as Severus Snape
He's good, no wait he's ~~South African~~evil, no good, no ~~South African~~evil. Used to be in charge, but had to hand the reins over.

Andrew Strauss as Minerva McGonagall
Now in charge of the good side, but everyone really preferred the other bloke.

Steve Harmison as Hagrid
He's a big bloke, isn't he!

Ravi Bopara as Terry Boot
Who?

Ian Bell as Dennis Creevey
Are you sure you're old enough to be here, mate?

---

Ricky Ponting as Lord Voldemort
The Dark Lord, the leader of all evil in the world.

Shane Watson as Bellatrix Lestrange
Fights for the forces of evil, yet is strangely, and unexplainably, ridiculously attractive

Mitchell Johnson as Draco Malfoy
Was given a job to do. Couldn't do it. However, the Dark Lord doesn't want to replace him, so someone else has to do the job for him

Troy Cooley as Peter Pettigrew
Used to be on the good side, but betrayed his friends to join the Dark Lord

Ben Hilfenhaus as Fenrir Greyback
Needs a shave

Add any additions as you see fit

steds · 31-07-2009, 10:06 AM

Are you insinuating that James Anderson and Paul Collingwood are gay?

Jamee999 · 31-07-2009, 10:08 AM

Not particularly. That wasn't really the point.

steds · 31-07-2009, 10:10 AM

It should have been. Gay jokes are high-larious.

superkingdave · 31-07-2009, 10:11 AM

Stuart Broad is blatantly Draco Malfoy. In fact im pretty sure he was a body double in one of the earlier films

Pigeon · 31-07-2009, 10:27 AM

dontcloseyoureyes · 31-07-2009, 10:30 AM

Just when you thought Jamee's existence couldn't get any more embarassing for his country....

Jamee999 · 31-07-2009, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamee999

It's more about their role, than their appearance, now.

imo

Neil Pickup · 31-07-2009, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by dontcloseyoureyes

Just when you thought Jamee's existence couldn't get any more embarassing for his country....

It's okay, he has no English blood. We only claim that kind when we actually want them.

pasag · 31-07-2009, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by dontcloseyoureyes

Just when you thought Jamee's existence couldn't get any more embarassing for his country....

Jamee999 · 31-07-2009, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by dontcloseyoureyes

Just when you thought Jamee's existence couldn't get any more embarassing for his country....

Someone's upset that Watto didn't get top billing.

dontcloseyoureyes · 31-07-2009, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Jamee999

Someone's upset that Watto didn't get top billing.

Haha, you're ****ing dreaming if you think I read more than the title of this thread.

Adamc · 31-07-2009, 10:42 AM

Rudi Koertzen as the ****house umpire who ruins the ~~Ashes~~ important quidditch match.

Jamee999 · 31-07-2009, 11:51 AM

I kinda need a Luna, I don't have any ideas, really. Monty?

steds · 31-07-2009, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Adamc

Rudi Koertzen as the ****house umpire who ruins the ~~Ashes~~ important quidditch match.

31-07-2009, 10:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
Jamee999 Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Leicestershire, UK Posts: 15,068	Key Ashes Figures as Harry Potter Characters After my thoughts on Graham Onions' resemblance to Neville Longbottom, I (with some help from Hakon) starting thinking about which roles in the Harry Potter series are being filled by players in this series. It's more about their role, than their appearance, now. (This is obviously filled with spoilers.) Andrew Flintoff as Harry Potter The key figure in the fight for good - the hero of the saga. James Anderson as Ron Weasley The right-hand-man in the quest - in the past has been a bit useless, but now does well. Gets the hot girl. Paul Collingwood as Hermione Granger Really important to fighting against evil, but nobody particularly wants to acknowledge it. Works very hard, is good at the job she's given, but it doesn't feel right if she's in charge. (No Stuart Broad jokes) Graham Onions as Neville Longbottom He looks like him. And is also not particularly threating in appearance, but is able to chop off the top part of your order/snake Stuart Broad as Ginny Weasley Looks pretty, the important people seem to love them, but what do they actually do? Michael Vaughan as Albus Dumbledore The former leader, who has had great success in the past - but is no longer around. Has had other achievements, but will be most remembered for battling against the dark forces Kevin Pietersen as Severus Snape He's good, no wait he's ~~South African~~evil, no good, no ~~South African~~evil. Used to be in charge, but had to hand the reins over. Andrew Strauss as Minerva McGonagall Now in charge of the good side, but everyone really preferred the other bloke. Steve Harmison as Hagrid He's a big bloke, isn't he! Ravi Bopara as Terry Boot Who? Ian Bell as Dennis Creevey Are you sure you're old enough to be here, mate? --- Ricky Ponting as Lord Voldemort The Dark Lord, the leader of all evil in the world. Shane Watson as Bellatrix Lestrange Fights for the forces of evil, yet is strangely, and unexplainably, ridiculously attractive Mitchell Johnson as Draco Malfoy Was given a job to do. Couldn't do it. However, the Dark Lord doesn't want to replace him, so someone else has to do the job for him Troy Cooley as Peter Pettigrew Used to be on the good side, but betrayed his friends to join the Dark Lord Ben Hilfenhaus as Fenrir Greyback Needs a shave Add any additions as you see fit __________________ Or something. RIP Fardin Qayyumi (AKA "cricket player"; "Bob"), 1/11/1990 - 15/4/2006 Last edited by Jamee999; 31-07-2009 at 12:42 PM. Reason: rogue ?

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superkingdave Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Inflection Points - 2 Posts: 18,291	Stuart Broad is blatantly Draco Malfoy. In fact im pretty sure he was a body double in one of the earlier films __________________ Dave Mohammed >>>> You ▲

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dontcloseyoureyes BARNES OUT Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: WILDCARD, BITCHES Posts: 27,703	Just when you thought Jamee's existence couldn't get any more embarassing for his country.... __________________ The one, the only CW Black Code: 47.3 W Coppinger to Heads Smacked the ball straight into the groin of Iwuajoku who has fallen over, miraculously with the ball still caught in his scrotal area! Out! TO OUR FOREFATHERS

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Adamc Cricketer Of The Year Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: in the wind, so to speak Posts: 9,128	Rudi Koertzen as the ****house umpire who ruins the ~~Ashes~~ important quidditch match. __________________ "Under the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me."

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steds Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Riding public transport back and forth Posts: 16,914	Are you insinuating that James Anderson and Paul Collingwood are gay?

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Jamee999 Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Leicestershire, UK Posts: 15,068	Not particularly. That wasn't really the point.

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steds Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Riding public transport back and forth Posts: 16,914	It should have been. Gay jokes are high-larious.

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