Rest In Peace Craigos
Ricky didn't know whether the black eye was an improvement on the pink eye or not, but he didn't think he'd be confronting Andrew Symonds again anytime soon.
Dave Mohammed >>>> You
Ponting understands the eternal truth about inevitable change, as he steps out of Clarke's room after a last ditch argument to bail out Symonds.
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'The bouncer that made me determined to improve my hook shot'
Ponting wishes he'd gone with the water proof mascara after all.
Lesson 1. If you dont want to get a ball-full in the eye, make sure there is sufficient protection on the helmet
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
Ricky had mastered lip gloss, but the art of applying eye-liner was still elusive
Cricket Web's 2013/14 Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"as much a news event as an actual footballer, a worthy stop-start centre forward, but an all-time hyper-galactico when it comes to doing funny things with cars and hats, a player whose signing proves once again that the Premier League is still undoubtedly the best in the world when it comes to doing things with cars and hats."
- Barney Ronay on Mario Balotelli
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