This is a bit dubious

[_Ed_]

Cricinfo - Games - Bodyline

And I quote...

Aim the ball at the BATSMAN'S BODY. HIT the player THREE times to earn a wicket. Three wickets in a row gives you MAX POWER...Hint - With maximum power, you can take the batsman down in just one ball!

 

[Pratters]

Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire

 

[Manee]

Pretty fun though.

 

[Pratters]

Pretty fun though.

Yeah, agreed.

 

[alternative]

Haha.

 

[Son Of Coco]

Missed twice

 

[Neil Pickup]

I couldn't find the "threaten to break off diplomatic relations" button.

 

[Redbacks]

I couldn't find the "threaten to break off diplomatic relations" button.

or the "call in unpaid debts" option?

 

[Agent TBY]

Haha, this is gold.

Lol'd so hard at the laughing batsman.

 

[cover drive man]

Lol, love it.

 

[Jono]

Surely the batsmen should be wearing pads.

 

[Burgey]

No doubt another English ploy ahead of the impending Ashes, to open up old wounds

 

[stephen]

I get a disturbing amount of satisfaction from hitting the batsmen in the family jewels.

 

[SJS]

I get a disturbing amount of satisfaction from hitting the batsmen in the family jewels.

Why are 'private' parts called 'family' jewels? Was there ever a tradition to leave them behind as inheritance or soemthing

 

[Smith]

Brilliant.

 

[GIMH]

No doubt another English ploy ahead of the impending Ashes, to open up old wounds

There will be a game involving ball-shining next week, my sources tell me

 

[Burgey]

There will be a game involving ball-shining next week, my sources tell me

I've seen the preview. If you can cheat by shining the ball illegally, you get to go off the park for a rest before coming back on to bowl, get the ball to swing for the first time in your career after watching a sub fielder save 40 odd runs. You win the series and get an MBE in the shape of a ****ing mint.

 

[_Ed_]

Funniest post I've seen in some time.

 

[kingkallis]

WOW - I scored 2700 and hit all 10 players []

 

[kingkallis]

i've seen the preview. If you can cheat by shining the ball illegally, you get to go off the park for a rest before coming back on to bowl, get the ball to swing for the first time in your career after watching a sub fielder save 40 odd runs. You win the series and get an mbe in the shape of a ****ing mint.

roflmao