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    Nathan Bracken - bowl length

    I need to get this message out to him.

    BOWL LENGTH DELIVERIES, I beg of you. You do it in FIRST CLASS and at the BEGINNING of ODIS and it works JUST FINE.

    Your AROUND THE WICKET RUBBISH may have got you a 5-fer in the stupidest match of all time, but in real life THIS WILL NOT WORK.

    If you happen to bowl an average ball, DO NOT GO AROUND THE WICKET. Instead, SIMPLY DON'T BOWL HALF-VOLLEYS AND FULL TOSSES.

    Your awesome CUTTERS SHOULD BE BOWLED BACK OF A LENGTH the vast majority of the time. Please also note that CUTTERS ARE NOT YOUR STOCK DELIVERY and should be bowled at most twice an over.

    If you follow these basic instructions, your ODI Average will finish on the right side of 25, and you can be one of the BEST 20/20 BOWLERS IN HISTORY.

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    Surprised you're not Myspace or Facebook friends with him, tbh.

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    Bracken would certainly have not clicked that thumbs-up symbol at Patto's latest status update, anyhow.

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    Just looking at that Myspace page now. How on earth do so many people who have added "him" as a friend, actually think it's him?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltman View Post
    Just looking at that Myspace page now. How on earth do so many people who have added "him" as a friend, actually think it's him?
    Been reading the comments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltman View Post
    Just looking at that Myspace page now. How on earth do so many people who have added "him" as a friend, actually think it's him?
    Presumably all of them.

    What are the chances that it is actually Nathan Bracken? 10%? 5%? 0?% Below 0%?

    Some of the comments are gold, too.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DaRick View Post
    Presumably all of them.

    What are the chances that it is actually Nathan Bracken? 10%? 5%? 0?% Below 0%?
    About as likely as this actually being the baggy green.

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    Quote Originally Posted by four_or_six View Post
    About as likely as this actually being the baggy green.
    Classic page. Who'd have thought that the baggy green actually has a gender?

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    There are an awful lot of 'cricketers' myspace pages lol.

    Shaun Marsh's seems to be the most convincing...either it's him or more likely someone has too much spare time

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    I remember seeing Mcgill's my space he has two friends (Including tom).

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    Quote Originally Posted by jondavluc View Post
    I remember seeing Mcgill's my space he has two friends (Including tom).


    I doubt it's really him, though. Really. It doesn't seem like his thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaRick View Post


    I doubt it's really him, though. Really. It doesn't seem like his thing.
    Yeah I doubt it myself still funny though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamdavid View Post
    There are an awful lot of 'cricketers' myspace pages lol.

    Shaun Marsh's seems to be the most convincing...either it's him or more likely someone has too much spare time

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    What part of: "Hey Guys My Name Is Shaun Marsh I Play Cricket For Australia And Western Australia I Like Hanging Out With Mates And Haveing A Few Beer With My Dad And Punter Huss" is even remotely convincing =/ I hope you were joking.
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    Styris to Pietersen, SIX, wow, what a shot, that is awesome..its a repeat of his six off Muralitharan at Edgbaston, as he switches his grip and reverse-hits Styris over deep cover for a memorable maximum.
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    Styris to Pietersen, SIX, that's the most extraordinary shot, he switches his grip to that of a left-hander and launches Stryis high over long-off for a might six. That is one of the more incredible shots you'll see

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