Best Cricket Sledges - PLZ READ

[matts20891]

Hey, i play for my school and we play a few other schools in our general area
It's a pretty easy going comp and we all take it pretty lightly so we love it when it comes to a good sledge
I'm the wicket keeper and I always look forward to me and my slip to make a few general calls (and even receiving a few), not just towards the batsmen but towards our own team members... anything to throw the batsmen off concentration.
My team loves me for my comments.

I just wanted to know if anyone had some good quick one liners I could use in the upcoming games, or if you would like a few ideas i could put a few of my own down

thanks

[Jakester1288]

You only need to make 1 thread mate.

[matts20891]

haha sorry, i just really wanted some people to reply

[dezza1994]

There batting like donuts! All edges no middle..
That went through him like a late night curry..
His got more blocks than a lego set..
His got more leaves than a tree..

What are some of yours mate?

[matts20891]

Originally Posted by dezza1994

There batting like donuts! All edges no middle..
That went through him like a late night curry..
His got more blocks than a lego set..
His got more leaves than a tree..

What are some of yours mate?

Sorry mate, try this thread instead:
http://www.cricketweb.net/forum/cric...-sledging.html
Its the same thing but more people are looking at it.

Sorry for the inconvenience, I shouldnt have posted this twice

I will keep adding more when I think of them

Thanks

[Matt79]

You could always just not sledge your opponents and try and enjoy the game anyway...

[GingerFurball]

Insulting the batsman's mother is a must.

[matts20891]

Originally Posted by GingerFurball

Insulting the batsman's mother is a must.

Haha of course

But as I mentioned above, try this other thread which is the same thing, but seems to be more popular.
I added an insult on it which is directed at their parents which I think u might like

http://www.cricketweb.net/forum/cric...ml#post1795052

Thanks