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    Best Cricket Sledges - PLZ READ

    Hey, i play for my school and we play a few other schools in our general area
    It's a pretty easy going comp and we all take it pretty lightly so we love it when it comes to a good sledge
    I'm the wicket keeper and I always look forward to me and my slip to make a few general calls (and even receiving a few), not just towards the batsmen but towards our own team members... anything to throw the batsmen off concentration.
    My team loves me for my comments.

    I just wanted to know if anyone had some good quick one liners I could use in the upcoming games, or if you would like a few ideas i could put a few of my own down

    thanks

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    You only need to make 1 thread mate.

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    haha sorry, i just really wanted some people to reply

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    There batting like donuts! All edges no middle..
    That went through him like a late night curry..
    His got more blocks than a lego set..
    His got more leaves than a tree..

    What are some of yours mate?


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    Quote Originally Posted by dezza1994 View Post
    There batting like donuts! All edges no middle..
    That went through him like a late night curry..
    His got more blocks than a lego set..
    His got more leaves than a tree..

    What are some of yours mate?


    Sorry mate, try this thread instead:
    http://www.cricketweb.net/forum/cric...-sledging.html
    Its the same thing but more people are looking at it.

    Sorry for the inconvenience, I shouldnt have posted this twice

    I will keep adding more when I think of them

    Thanks

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    You could always just not sledge your opponents and try and enjoy the game anyway...
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    Insulting the batsman's mother is a must.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GingerFurball View Post
    Insulting the batsman's mother is a must.
    Haha of course

    But as I mentioned above, try this other thread which is the same thing, but seems to be more popular.
    I added an insult on it which is directed at their parents which I think u might like

    http://www.cricketweb.net/forum/cric...ml#post1795052

    Thanks



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