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Best Sledging

matts20891

Cricket Spectator
Hey, i play for my school and we play a few other schools in our general area
It's a pretty easy going comp and we all take it pretty lightly so we love it when it comes to a good sledge
I'm the wicket keeper and I always look forward to me and my slip to make a few general calls (and even receiving a few), not just towards the batsmen but towards our own team members... anything to throw the batsmen off concentration.
My team loves me for my comments.

I just wanted to know if anyone had some good quick one liners I could use in the upcoming games, or if you would like a few ideas i could put a few of my own down

thanks

IMPORTANT:
I would just like to take the time to say that I don't encourage sledging or think that it is always necessary on the cricket field. However, if you are a sledger it should only be done in moderation and should never go too far. I do it for laughs, not to target another player.
 
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matts20891

Cricket Spectator
well my all time favourite which we always use on this one guy in our team who just loves attention would have to be:
'if your parents seperated, would they still be brother and sister?'
 

matts20891

Cricket Spectator
keep them coming!!

haha nice

i still need more though!

how about a few of my own:

1. "bigger swinger than Austin Powers"
2. "Like a donut, all edges and no middle"
3. Ask your slip: "What do you call a deer with no eyes?"
Slip: "no idea?"
Me: "No, try an *opposition's name* batsmen"
 

JimmyGS

First Class Debutant
Beaten like a red-headed step son.
Watching you is making me a worse batsman.
You couldn't score in a brothel.
 

Ernest

U19 12th Man
I personally never sledge I think it's for idiots that can't actually play but the best one I heard was in a final a few years back.. we were playing against some teenagers..

Captain comes out he's in his late 30's- a bit of grey in the hair.. first slip pipes up second ball..

"Hey do you think he's got grey hair in his ar*ehole?" General laughter all round..

Needless to say we smashed the little loud mouths.. taught them to concentrate on their cricket not on their sledging..
 

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