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    Best Sledging

    Hey, i play for my school and we play a few other schools in our general area
    It's a pretty easy going comp and we all take it pretty lightly so we love it when it comes to a good sledge
    I'm the wicket keeper and I always look forward to me and my slip to make a few general calls (and even receiving a few), not just towards the batsmen but towards our own team members... anything to throw the batsmen off concentration.
    My team loves me for my comments.

    I just wanted to know if anyone had some good quick one liners I could use in the upcoming games, or if you would like a few ideas i could put a few of my own down

    thanks

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    I would just like to take the time to say that I don't encourage sledging or think that it is always necessary on the cricket field. However, if you are a sledger it should only be done in moderation and should never go too far. I do it for laughs, not to target another player.
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    Yeah, I would love some myself.

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    well my all time favourite which we always use on this one guy in our team who just loves attention would have to be:
    'if your parents seperated, would they still be brother and sister?'

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    "I've seen better batters in a fish and chip shop"

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    keep them coming!!

    haha nice

    i still need more though!

    how about a few of my own:

    1. "bigger swinger than Austin Powers"
    2. "Like a donut, all edges and no middle"
    3. Ask your slip: "What do you call a deer with no eyes?"
    Slip: "no idea?"
    Me: "No, try an *opposition's name* batsmen"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athlai View Post
    "**** your ****."

    What is that supposed to mean??

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    What is that supposed to mean??
    Pick and mix your favorite swears TBH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyGS View Post
    Beaten like a red-headed step son.
    Watching you is making me a worse batsman.
    You couldn't score in a brothel.
    Hahahahahahaha

    Thanks Jimmy thats the kind of stuff im looking for
    I've never heard all three of those

    Keep them coming!!!

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    I gotta remember these for on the field. I always forget them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athlai View Post
    "**** you're ****."
    Hahaha! Legendary.I don't know any one-liners but for the best sledge in the history of the game read my avatar.
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