Best Sledging

matts20891 · 18-01-2009, 09:53 PM

Hey, i play for my school and we play a few other schools in our general area
It's a pretty easy going comp and we all take it pretty lightly so we love it when it comes to a good sledge
I'm the wicket keeper and I always look forward to me and my slip to make a few general calls (and even receiving a few), not just towards the batsmen but towards our own team members... anything to throw the batsmen off concentration.
My team loves me for my comments.

I just wanted to know if anyone had some good quick one liners I could use in the upcoming games, or if you would like a few ideas i could put a few of my own down

thanks

IMPORTANT:
I would just like to take the time to say that I don't encourage sledging or think that it is always necessary on the cricket field. However, if you are a sledger it should only be done in moderation and should never go too far. I do it for laughs, not to target another player.

Jakester1288 · 18-01-2009, 09:55 PM

Yeah, I would love some myself.

matts20891 · 18-01-2009, 09:59 PM

well my all time favourite which we always use on this one guy in our team who just loves attention would have to be:
'if your parents seperated, would they still be brother and sister?'

Nishan · 19-01-2009, 01:09 AM

I have seen better leaves on a tree.

AlanJLegend · 19-01-2009, 02:23 AM

"I've seen better batters in a fish and chip shop"

"More leaves that a tree"

"More blocks than a Lego factory"

matts20891 · 19-01-2009, 02:55 AM

haha nice

i still need more though!

how about a few of my own:

1. "bigger swinger than Austin Powers"
2. "Like a donut, all edges and no middle"
3. Ask your slip: "What do you call a deer with no eyes?"
Slip: "no idea?"
Me: "No, try an *opposition's name* batsmen"

Smudge · 19-01-2009, 03:02 AM

"Get the man a lifejacket, he's all at sea."

Athlai · 19-01-2009, 03:14 AM

"**** you're ****."

matts20891 · 19-01-2009, 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Athlai

"**** your ****."

What is that supposed to mean??

Athlai · 19-01-2009, 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matts20891

What is that supposed to mean??

Pick and mix your favorite swears TBH.

Redbacks · 19-01-2009, 04:04 AM

swinging like a rusty gate

swinging like a dunny door on curry night

JimmyGS · 19-01-2009, 04:53 AM

Beaten like a red-headed step son.
Watching you is making me a worse batsman.
You couldn't score in a brothel.

matts20891 · 19-01-2009, 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimmyGS

Beaten like a red-headed step son.
Watching you is making me a worse batsman.
You couldn't score in a brothel.

Hahahahahahaha

Thanks Jimmy thats the kind of stuff im looking for
I've never heard all three of those

Keep them coming!!!

Jakester1288 · 19-01-2009, 05:16 AM

I gotta remember these for on the field. I always forget them.

Something_Fishy · 19-01-2009, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Athlai

"**** you're ****."

Hahaha! Legendary.I don't know any one-liners but for the best sledge in the history of the game read my avatar.

18-01-2009, 09:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
matts20891 Cricket Spectator Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 16	Best Sledging Hey, i play for my school and we play a few other schools in our general area It's a pretty easy going comp and we all take it pretty lightly so we love it when it comes to a good sledge I'm the wicket keeper and I always look forward to me and my slip to make a few general calls (and even receiving a few), not just towards the batsmen but towards our own team members... anything to throw the batsmen off concentration. My team loves me for my comments. I just wanted to know if anyone had some good quick one liners I could use in the upcoming games, or if you would like a few ideas i could put a few of my own down thanks IMPORTANT: I would just like to take the time to say that I don't encourage sledging or think that it is always necessary on the cricket field. However, if you are a sledger it should only be done in moderation and should never go too far. I do it for laughs, not to target another player. Last edited by matts20891; 19-01-2009 at 04:17 PM. Reason: just to clear something up

19-01-2009, 02:55 AM	#6 (permalink)
matts20891 Cricket Spectator Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 16	keep them coming!! haha nice i still need more though! how about a few of my own: 1. "bigger swinger than Austin Powers" 2. "Like a donut, all edges and no middle" 3. Ask your slip: "What do you call a deer with no eyes?" Slip: "no idea?" Me: "No, try an opposition's name batsmen"

19-01-2009, 03:02 AM	#7 (permalink)
Smudge Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wellywood Posts: 16,551	"Get the man a lifejacket, he's all at sea." __________________ What do you mean?

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Jakester1288 International Regular Join Date: May 2008 Location: Afghanistan Posts: 3,533	Yeah, I would love some myself.

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matts20891 Cricket Spectator Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 16	well my all time favourite which we always use on this one guy in our team who just loves attention would have to be: 'if your parents seperated, would they still be brother and sister?'

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Nishan U19 Cricketer Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Christchurch,NZ Posts: 437	I have seen better leaves on a tree.

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Redbacks International Vice-Captain Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Barrow Island, WA Posts: 4,063	swinging like a rusty gate swinging like a dunny door on curry night

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Jakester1288 International Regular Join Date: May 2008 Location: Afghanistan Posts: 3,533	I gotta remember these for on the field. I always forget them.

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