Best Sledging
 

Hey, i play for my school and we play a few other schools in our general area
It's a pretty easy going comp and we all take it pretty lightly so we love it when it comes to a good sledge
I'm the wicket keeper and I always look forward to me and my slip to make a few general calls (and even receiving a few), not just towards the batsmen but towards our own team members... anything to throw the batsmen off concentration.
My team loves me for my comments.

I just wanted to know if anyone had some good quick one liners I could use in the upcoming games, or if you would like a few ideas i could put a few of my own down

thanks

IMPORTANT:
I would just like to take the time to say that I don't encourage sledging or think that it is always necessary on the cricket field. However, if you are a sledger it should only be done in moderation and should never go too far. I do it for laughs, not to target another player.

Yeah, I would love some myself.

well my all time favourite which we always use on this one guy in our team who just loves attention would have to be:
'if your parents seperated, would they still be brother and sister?'

I have seen better leaves on a tree.

"I've seen better batters in a fish and chip shop"

"More leaves that a tree"

"More blocks than a Lego factory"

keep them coming!!
 

haha nice

i still need more though!

how about a few of my own:

1. "bigger swinger than Austin Powers"
2. "Like a donut, all edges and no middle"
3. Ask your slip: "What do you call a deer with no eyes?"
Slip: "no idea?"
Me: "No, try an *opposition's name* batsmen"

"Get the man a lifejacket, he's all at sea."

"**** you're ****."

What is that supposed to mean??

Pick and mix your favorite swears TBH.

swinging like a rusty gate

swinging like a dunny door on curry night

Beaten like a red-headed step son.
Watching you is making me a worse batsman.
You couldn't score in a brothel.

Hahahahahahaha

Thanks Jimmy thats the kind of stuff im looking for
I've never heard all three of those

Keep them coming!!!

I gotta remember these for on the field. I always forget them.

Hahaha! Legendary.I don't know any one-liners but for the best sledge in the history of the game read my avatar.