The best way to stop umpires making mistakes

[DingDong]

Is to take umpires out of the game completely.

I propose that we try to put an electrical circuit inside the ball and the bats so that if the two touch it is indicated to the umpire.

This will stop almost all umpiring errors. I know people will argue that this will stop umpires from improving but who cares if umpires don't improve their skills? Nobody goes to the ground to watch the umpires.

What do you guys think???

 

[Atreyu]

I don't like that idea. The Human factor for me is alright. I don't mind if the umpire makes a mistake.

 

[krkode]

Genius.

 

[Top_Cat]

I propose an electrical circuit inserted into umpires so CW members can zap them every time they make a mistake. Bad umpire!

 

[Richard]

 

[DingDong]

Genius.

Thanks.

 

[JimmyGS]

Pure stupidity.

Leather doesn't conduct electricity.

 

[Son Of Coco]

Pure stupidity.

Leather doesn't conduct electricity.

It does if it has metal studs on it, although the rubber ball in your mouth stops you from getting hurt.

 

[aussie]

Pure stupidity.

Leather doesn't conduct electricity.

 

[JimmyGS]

It does if it has metal studs on it.

Yes, and I'm sure that won't affect the way the ball behaves at all!

 

[Evermind]

Yes, and I'm sure that won't affect the way the ball behaves at all!

It will swing harder than Warne in a Sydney nightclub.

 

[DingDong]

Pure stupidity.

Leather doesn't conduct electricity.

well actually, leather does conduct electricity smartarse.

 

[JimmyGS]

well actually, leather does conduct electricity smartarse.

Righto. Solve the problem of ball deterioration.

 

[Son Of Coco]

Righto. Solve the problem of ball deterioration.

How old are you? If you're under 35 I'd see a doctor.