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    Borderline disgraceful that one as young as you knows how to take cocaine.
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    Yeah, because national newspapers have never shown well-known celebrities doing coke on the front page...
    Or something.

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    Or perhaps just reads the Mirror.
    The speed at which a fielding team gets through the innings is overrated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manee View Post
    Wahey!

    "...India stands tall" - Bill Lawry after Ishant Sharma dismisses Ricky Ponting
    "And he's bowled him! He's bowled him!! Middle stump flying out of the ground!!!" - random Pakistani commentator after Waqar Younis bowls Herschelle Gibbs in an ODI (listen with volume very high for the full effect)
    That guy wasnt Pakistani, he was some black south african guy. He did suck with his "expert opinions" throughout the series
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    Consider the post edited.

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    They are going for him......they are going for him in a big way.....Thats over the top................Take That Glenn Mcgrath!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zaremba View Post
    "What a way to go to a six" - Jim Laker trying to describe Ian Botham reaching his 100 with a six in 1981.
    haha...I was going to say that one!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Manee View Post
    Or perhaps just reads the Mirror.

    I reckon he is more Daily Mail or Express

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard View Post
    Borderline disgraceful that one as young as you knows how to take cocaine.
    get with it, grandad

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    They think its all over .....................................it is now

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    "Steve Harmison...with a slower ball...one of the great balls"

    Gets the hairs on my neck standing up, every time. A pivotal moment in the Ashes. Harmison didn't contribute much to us winning the urn, but if he hadn't landed that one, given what came afterwards who knows what may have happened. Awesome.

    Another Benaud one I like is on a Langer shot, from the same series, "didn't quite middle that...if he had it would have gone for nine"

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    Fred Trueman after a particularly loud appeal by Abdul Qadir. "I expected to see someone come swinging off the roof on a rope."

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    "Big leg cutter, big outside edge and a vast nick. What an over!"

    Richie Benaud commentating on Flintoff's dismissal of Ponting in that over. Shame Mark Nicholas was being such a **** during it.

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    There is a lot of Mark Nicholas hate round these parts.

    Miss him itbt

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