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    Caption this: England one-day team


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    With England's attempt at playing cricket looking increasingly futile, the players have invented a new sport called dack the leader. Australia's dominance of the sport within 5 years is already a foregone conclusion.

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    After being ignored in the Duncan Fletcher years sodomy is now again a popular part of the England warm-up routine.
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    Wright thought he'd take advantage of a good old-fashioned bundle to see if he really was 'the same as all the other guys'.

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    After being ignored in the Duncan Fletcher years sodomy is now again a popular part of the England warm-up routine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by irfan View Post
    With England's attempt at playing cricket looking increasingly futile, the players have invented a new sport called dack the leader. Australia's dominance of the sport within 5 years is already a foregone conclusion.
    This has been harshly ignored. Brilliant!
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    Within five minutes of this photo being taken the English team had once again collapsed into a deep hole.
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    Within five minutes of this photo being taken the English team had once again collapsed into a deep hole.
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    The England team take to Matthew Johns' controversial coaching methods with relative aplomb...

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