With England's attempt at playing cricket looking increasingly futile, the players have invented a new sport called dack the leader. Australia's dominance of the sport within 5 years is already a foregone conclusion.
After being ignored in the Duncan Fletcher years sodomy is now again a popular part of the England warm-up routine.
Cricket Web's current Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"I don't think that they'll come close to us to be honest."
- Steve Smith before the Ashes
'He's got an IPL contract offer in his pocket, grab him!'
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
R.I.P Craigos, you were a champion bloke. One of the best
R.I.P Fardin 'Bob' Qayyumi
Member of the Church of the Holy Glenn McGrath
"How about you do something contstructive in this forum for once and not fill the forum with ****. You offer nothing." - theegyptian.
"There's more chance of SoC making a good post than Smith averaging 99.95." - Furball
"**** you're such a **** poster." - Furball
The England team take to Matthew Johns' controversial coaching methods with relative aplomb...
Wright: You fellas play your rugby just like you play your cricket!
-The story in a nutshell is three college dorm students who seek ultimate highs by purchasing and using a bong that is possessed by an evil spirit.
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