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Old 20-06-2008, 01:29 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 20-06-2008, 06:00 AM   #2 (permalink)
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With England's attempt at playing cricket looking increasingly futile, the players have invented a new sport called dack the leader. Australia's dominance of the sport within 5 years is already a foregone conclusion.
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After being ignored in the Duncan Fletcher years sodomy is now again a popular part of the England warm-up routine.
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After being ignored in the Duncan Fletcher years sodomy is now again a popular part of the England warm-up routine.
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With England's attempt at playing cricket looking increasingly futile, the players have invented a new sport called dack the leader. Australia's dominance of the sport within 5 years is already a foregone conclusion.
This has been harshly ignored. Brilliant!
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