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  1. 30-05-2008, 05:20 AM #1
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    Caption This: Australian Cricket Team

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    1) Had double pneumonia as a kid, as did my twin sis. Doctors told my parents to pray that we lived through the night. Dad said **** off, I'm an atheist, you ****s better save my kids, etc. Then prayed anyway.
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  2. 30-05-2008, 05:53 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhoenixFire View Post
    The secret to Andrew Symonds' recent batting success is revealed as the Australians are caught trying to push in the boundary.
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    I have heard it said that Chuck Norris' googly would literally break legs.
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  3. 30-05-2008, 09:40 AM #3
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    Desperate times call for desperate measures when MacGill gets tossed the cherry...
    Jesus brings life eternal

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    The boys line up for the lashings, as they failed to accurately combine swearing with sledging in their recent match against the West Indies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhoenixFire View Post
    Australian players practice getting Dravid out.
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    Tim Nelson : For ****'s sake, when I said we are having ourselves against a wall. I did not mean it literally
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  7. 23-12-2008, 10:44 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhoenixFire View Post
    "HAYDOS...BINGA...HUSS...look fellas, I know Ricky said there were some passengers in the last match, but for the last time...this is not the bus stop for the 115 to Adelaide!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nnanden View Post


    Desperate times call for desperate measures when MacGill gets tossed the cherry...

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    RIP Craigos. A true CW legend. You will be missed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gamingfreak View Post
    After a long period of time kangaroos loss the cricket series in their hometown by south Africa.
    Kangaroos? Wrong team mate.

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    The Australians soon regretted accepting Peter Roebuck's offer of coaching
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sudeep View Post
    Australian players practice getting Dravid out.
    hahaha nice
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhoenixFire View Post
    "Boys, are you sure that motivational song Tim played on the bus on the way down here was called 'Dick In The Wall'!?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhoenixFire View Post
    If we push the wall out, we can move the boundary, that way we won't give to many boundary runs!
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